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PostWed Dec 07, 2011 12:42 am » by Mozi!!a

If You Go to Church, Heed This Warning

The idea of holding out your arm and getting a shot in the middle of a worship service, with your pastoral leader urging you on, really seems to be pushing it. The reason they’re doing this, health officials said on the phone, is that they’ve found that non-traditional settings such as worship services can be highly effective in influencing people’s decisions.

Speaking directly to church leaders, Joshua DuBois, executive director of the White House Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnership, said:

“As trusted messengers, you’re able to spread messages and help get people vaccinated.”

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PostWed Dec 07, 2011 12:50 am » by Frutty

Seems like a fair deal :think:
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PostWed Dec 07, 2011 12:52 am » by Spock

By any chance there any Hydrocodone in those injections? :obsessed:
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PostSat Dec 10, 2011 4:46 am » by Kayla

I have no church so to speak so nobody will be shooting me up, disgusting idea though.
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PostSat Dec 10, 2011 5:11 am » by Bandanko

injection of fake religion, and injection of fake vaccinations...

If i have one stone, how many birds can I kill?? ;)

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PostSat Dec 10, 2011 5:20 am » by Tgwusauk

Stay away from churches and vaccinations is my opinion.

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PostSat Dec 10, 2011 6:33 am » by Foool

It's totally DMT. "I SAW GOD!" Well, kinda. Enjoy yourself?

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PostSat Dec 10, 2011 6:42 am » by Mrmcnuggets

spock wrote:By any chance there any Hydrocodone in those injections? :obsessed:

Fuck hydocodone. You need to elevate your self in the world Spock. Now what you need, is some oxycontin orange tigers. :flop: :alien51:
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