The 11 Satanic commandments!
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Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:17 pm » by Lahlaos
apparently though the georgia guidestones are almost considered satanic commandments?
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'Get me a torch, some rope and a radio and ill get you to safety' - Lahlaos
'Get me a torch, some rope and a radio and ill get you to safety' - Lahlaos
Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:46 pm » by Theduck
otoel wrote:So you used to be a Satanist duck? Hopefully you have visited your local pastor by now, gave up this non-sense and gave your life to our savior Jesus Christ.
Haha, not at all, words are words to me, could not give a single f**k who said them, if I like, I like. Cool bro?
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:27 pm » by Otoel
theduck wrote:otoel wrote:So you used to be a Satanist duck? Hopefully you have visited your local pastor by now, gave up this non-sense and gave your life to our savior Jesus Christ.
Haha, not at all, words are words to me, could not give a single f**k who said them, if I like, I like. Cool bro?
No.
Here is what you are going to do:
1)You are going to get rid of all your satanic shit, books, games and anything that makes a reference to the occult, fuck it you know what, just burn your whole godam house and get a new one.
2)You are going to go to your local church, tell the priest your going to confess, and then when you are both in that little booth you have to be like "Forgive me Father for being a cocksucker who fell for that satanic bullshit", if the priest slaps you, then your good.
3)You have to go trough a purification ritual aka your going to flagelatte yourself, I heard putting a nail trough your penis is also effective.
4)Request to have your moderator status revoked, anyone who falls for satanism is not fit to be a mod!
5)Make fake forced sex pics of Selena Gomez... that part is for me.
evidence of what,otoel? that you're fucking certifiably insane? you watch a children's show,and analyze it,for hours then in your spare time,you give distorted scripture studies for a bunch of losers on the interweb.-Boon
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:38 pm » by Samuelthemule
lol otoel.
as for commandments: it's interesting to note that our take on "THE LAW" would not exist without the biblical "two tablets" story, we say: don't break the law; break like breaking stone.
the law is not written in stone, it is written somewhere much more permanent; it is in your heart.
you cannot make the law up as you go along, neither can you etch it into stone and change it, the law is contained and sealed in your heart.... we are the law... each and every one of us, and the reason we can even compare ourselves to one another is because we all KNOW the truth, deep inside, and keep wanting to get there, step by step; our problem is, we fall for the allure of safety, when safety does not exist. Courage is the only safety. Courage to face the situation as it is.
"wherever you go, you will bring your horizons with you"... Wherever you go, the law will be the same;
whoever you think you are, the real and true image of perfect and divine humanity will still be contained within your chest.
as for commandments: it's interesting to note that our take on "THE LAW" would not exist without the biblical "two tablets" story, we say: don't break the law; break like breaking stone.
the law is not written in stone, it is written somewhere much more permanent; it is in your heart.
you cannot make the law up as you go along, neither can you etch it into stone and change it, the law is contained and sealed in your heart.... we are the law... each and every one of us, and the reason we can even compare ourselves to one another is because we all KNOW the truth, deep inside, and keep wanting to get there, step by step; our problem is, we fall for the allure of safety, when safety does not exist. Courage is the only safety. Courage to face the situation as it is.
"wherever you go, you will bring your horizons with you"... Wherever you go, the law will be the same;
whoever you think you are, the real and true image of perfect and divine humanity will still be contained within your chest.
"Almost anyone can be brought to believe anything, so long as he also believes everyone else believes it" Arthur Schopenhauer
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