The Date has been Set, The Prophet has Spoken...

Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:05 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

Before we begin, play the music below, for it is very important to mark this occasion with the important tone it deserves. And when reading my words, imagine the tone of that guy that narrates movie trailers.

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The Self Proclaimed Prophet of God.... Eliakim Lotus Feet :pray:

"the divine virgin daughter of the Lord Almighty" :pray:

The daughter of god has made her prophecy.

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eliakim wrote:This is the time that the Angels throw all the bad fish away and only keep the good fish from heaven.

Of course Christ warned us that there would be gnashing of teeth from the religionists.

He knew this time would come when we confound the scholars and fulminate religion.

We are moving into awesomeness by the 24th of April.

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We are moving into awesomeness by the 24th of April.

The Prophecy has been made!

The time has come!

We are about to "move into awesomeness"!!!!!!!!

The date is set!

The day has been chosen!

24th of April 2011

We still have no clue what will happen!

It could be anything!

BUT IT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JOIN US ALL ON THIS GLORIOUS DAY WHEN THE DAUGHTER OF GOD PROVES SHE IS NOT A FALSE PROPHET

All glory be to god, love and light and all that stuff ya know......

Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:07 pm » by **Epicfailure**

well I am already awesome, so the prophecy has been fulfilled! :owned:

Eliakim - 1

Debunkers of false prophets - 0

Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:10 pm » by **Samael**

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Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:11 pm » by **Lemsip**

give it a rest troll this is all very petty

Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:11 pm » by **Flecktarn**

Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:16 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

lemsip wrote:give it a rest troll this is all very petty

I am only doing the work of god by communicating to the masses the message that the prophet of god has given his messages to. :pray:

Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:19 pm » by **Captainkarizma**

Why is it that the religious bullshitters can't see through the crap put out by them ?
Awesomeness? Wtf is that? could it be nothing more than an awesome sunny day ?.
Fuckin riddles and metaphors nothing more. I have found faith!!!! faith in the fact next scripture written will be utter :bullshit:

sorry elikiam but your love and energy is wasted here and we aren't buying the :bullshit:

Why is she so hung up on pissing on us , just go to a pure religious site and be with those who will buy it.
Troll has a valid point you do need help, and if god is coming to kill all us nonbelievers, and you talk to him , pass him a message from me and tell him to hurry up I'm tired of hearing this bible shit ,and would rather he strike me down.

Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:22 pm » by **Flecktarn**

must of had one of these as a child apparently when you get older it makes you in to a Prophet if you play with it every day

Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:22 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

The Prophecy

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The Prophets speak through cats now...

BEHOLD

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