The Disclose TV Maximum Trolling Thread - U MAD ?

Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:40 am » by **Shaggietrip**

Where is the trolling?

Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:09 am » by **Disclosed**

By Chef Meg Galvin, Healthy Cooking Expert at SparkPeople.com

Have you ever heard that if you are trying to sell your house you should always bake a batch of cookies right before showing the house to a prospective buyer? Supposedly the smell incites the potential buyer and "sells" the house.

Let me let you in on a secret. Forget the cookies--sauté some onions instead. Walking into a room filled with a cooked onion aroma will put a smile and a "let's stay for supper" into anyone's mind. The beauty of the onion is that the outcomes are endless. Will they go into a spicy vegetarian chili, be layered on top a juicy lean roast beef sandwich, or serve as the star in steaming bowl of French onion soup?

Onions contain potassium, vitamin C, folic acid, and vitamin B6. For 1/2 cup serving they provide 1.6 grams of fiber, 1.2 grams of protein, and only 38 calories.

Varieties of Onions:
My favorite is the Vidalia, a Southern onion that is only around for a couple of the months in the summer. You can eat them like an apple they are so sweet.

Red or purple onions also are perfect for raw eating due to their sweetness and add a bonus with the color they add to the dish.

Green onions are also called new/spring onions or scallions. They are perfect in salads, topping bean tostadas, or on a veggie platter.

The smelly one of the family is the yellow onion. These onions are very strong in the raw state but become sweet once cooked.

Tips:

Purchase onions with the papery skin on. That papery skin protects the onions and keeps them fresher longer.

Inspect the onions; look for black mold or green growth from the stem. The outer skin should be dry and smooth.

Store all onions except for green onions in cool, dry place. Green onions should be refrigerated. Mesh wire baskets work great because the onions will be surrounded by air. If you have an old pair of panty hose around with a run, string whole onions inside one of the legs. Knot at the top of each onion. This will keep them separate and they will last longer.

Stronger-flavored onions will keep longer than sweet varieties. A yellow onion will keep for 2 months and red onions an average of 4 weeks.

Placing uncut onions in the refrigerator for 20-30 minutes before chopping will reduce tears. (Wearing glasses can also help!)

Red or purple onions to be eaten raw can be immersed in a bowl of ice water for 20 minutes before adding to a dish. This will reduce the sharp taste.

When chopping onions, leave the root tip attached. It will act like a paper clip and keep the onion intact.

Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:42 am » by **Troll2rocks**

THE PROPHECY

Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:44 am » by **E6722maj**

Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:50 am » by **Kinninigan**

IF YOUR HAVING TROLL PROBLEMS I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU SON, GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A TROLL AINT ONE!

Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:46 am » by **Shaggietrip**

Hey I am looking for a partner/sponsor in the doubles competition. If you would like to help and pay all expenses to all events let me know. If you would like my training to go 100%, I will only need 6k a month for 12 months. This will guarantee you 50k in next years comp.

The first International World Watching Paint Dry Championship is being held over the next two months. Competition is stiff.

Watching paint dry isn’t as boring as it sounds with people around the world posting pictures of themselves staring at walls in order to be crowned the World Watching Paint Dry champion.

The competition has proved popular across the globe, with contestants from the US, India, Russia, Brazil, Australia, China and Hungary all posting pictures of their paint-watching escapades

Those looking to compete in the championships must send in a photo of themselves watching paint dry and state the longest time they’ve managed to stare at a wall of drying paint without looking away. The organizers will then invite the top 64 paint watchers from around the world to a small town in central England where the paint watching elimination tournament will take place.

In the preliminary rounds, a wall will be painted with the favorite color of each contestant and they will have to stare at the wall for as long as they can. There is a five-minute break every hour. If the paint dries before a contestant gives up, they must continue staring at the wall until all contestants have been eliminated.

In the semi-finals and finals, contestants will stare at a wall painted with a color they dislike and they must stand within six feet of the other competitor.

There is also a “doubles” competition

The winner will get $100,000 and a new coat of paint on their home.

To enter the preliminary contest GO HERE

“We’re pleased that championship paint watchers from across the world have put themselves forward for the competition and nominations from as far away as India and the US make give it a real international flavor.”

The British claim to be the best paint watchers in the world and far outnumber the contestants registering for the world championship. Here’s Ian Chalmers, a three-time British champion.

“Paint is used throughout the world so I suppose in a way it’s no surprise we’ve had foreign entrants willing to challenge some of Britain’s best paint watchers.”

Fro some reason, it is a male dominated event, with no female paint watchers in the competition as of this report.

BTW, this competitor (above) was eliminated from the competition. You are not allowed to touch the wall while staring.

Submissions for the championships must be made by January 27.

The championship event will be televised globally.

:cheers:

Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:36 am » by **Troll2rocks**

Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:31 am » by **The57ironman**

haven't we been here before...?

Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:42 am » by **Troll2rocks**

Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:56 pm » by **Dogshag**

Trolls! What a thought!

DTV is a closed company, they appoint moderaters who follow the line - no-one who will upset the advertising revenue.

The truth - what a joke - they want the truth as much as the US goverment wants!

Just keep posting sheep - just keep the dollars rolling in for lukas/domdabears/etc.

And remember this - why do they ban so many people?

because they don't agree with what they say?

Freedom of speech is dead on this site - they mearly echo what the paid advertisers say - just the same as CNN or ABC or BBC - Because they fear the truth, that someone will have the balls to say it!

YOU ARE POSTING ON A SITE WHICH DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE TRUTH - JUST KEEP THE DOLLARS ROLLING IN!!

The Moderators are a joke - has anyone else noticed that they are ALL THE SAME!

Not an individual between them! WHAT DOES THAT SAY?

Yes, the cigar goes to the member who wakes up and says "Fucking hell! - They are one and the same!"

Now count the seconds to they ban me with some funny comment to hide their fear!

They are revealled and fucked - the site is worthless for the truth - log onto the many sites that support the US government and you'll find the truth - excuse me while I laugh - disclosetv - only if you disclose what they PERMIT!!!

Sorry, sheeple - your fucked!

Bye.