The Federation of Light Aliens Have Contacted Me. Listen Up!

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PostThu Jan 12, 2012 2:43 am » by Troll2rocks


I have just put down the phone, the federation of light want to make a few things clear, they wish me to be their intergalactic representative. They wish me to communicate a very important message to mankind so that you may understand what is happening in the universe, and what the coming transcendence into a higher life form is going to be like. So I will begin to channel Boj Wolb (the chief of the federation in sector 6) Begin transmission.



................ I ........ I I IIII I I I IIIIII I II H H HH HH HHHellllooooo I am Boj Wolb I make greetings for youuuu in Earth time space. We cccoooommmmeeee tooooo teacchhhh youuuu many thinggggg. Wee neeeedd cow lips annnd anal scrapingsssss for mucchhh for buffets. Mayyyy thee universe squirt youuuu through theee anusss offfff knowleeeddggeee.

End tranmission.

As we can all see, its pretty powerful stuff.
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PostThu Jan 12, 2012 2:55 am » by Domeika


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PostThu Jan 12, 2012 3:03 am » by Marduk2012


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PostThu Jan 12, 2012 3:05 am » by Domeika


They're made out of meat......love that one.

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PostThu Jan 12, 2012 3:16 am » by Domeika


And then there's this.....


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PostThu Jan 12, 2012 8:25 pm » by Hansom


Collectively known as "the fed"
Individually they are "feds"
In Lak'ech

May the force be with you, always.

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