THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.

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PostMon Jul 28, 2008 10:51 pm » by Fatrock386


Two Radical Arabs boarded a flight out of London . One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and
get
a coke.'
'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat,
'I'll get it for
you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat
in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks
good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to
fetch
it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat
in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane w as landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab
neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way?'
'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This
hatred?
This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
Benjamin Franklin,1759

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PostTue Jul 29, 2008 8:21 am » by Clawspiracy


Radical Arabs, huh? And what sort of disclosure is this? that you are somehow better than other human beings?

I got the joke, it was funny and all, but highly inappropriate for this forum. This isn't YouTube or Myspace...

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PostTue Jul 29, 2008 9:11 pm » by Choseneye


can we all get along ?
wez all earthlings here....

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PostWed Jul 30, 2008 12:06 am » by Fatrock386


clawspiracy wrote:Radical Arabs, huh? And what sort of disclosure is this? that you are somehow better than other human beings?

I got the joke, it was funny and all, but highly inappropriate for this forum. This isn't YouTube or Myspace...

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My friend I think you for the advice.Now let me get you a COKE! have a great day :flop: HAVE A COKE AND A SMILE. :lol:
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
Benjamin Franklin,1759

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PostWed Jul 30, 2008 5:24 pm » by maleman


As a Sergeant of Marines myself, perhaps it may calm the sensibilities of those who confuse injury with offense to harken back to the days of the Vietnam war and simply replace the antagonists of this story with dope smoking, long haired hippies (who now I am proudly one of). Or replace it with a story about illegal aliens...hey everybody hates them...right? Or you can do like your mama told you - If you have nothing good to say, don't bother saying it at all. Or in Marine-speak "shut your suck!".

Peace, Love and Donny Osmond



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