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PostSat Aug 06, 2011 3:02 pm » by Theoracle


Mans greatest invention is language nothing else in history has had such a profound effect on us
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PostSat Aug 06, 2011 3:06 pm » by Electrobadgr


theoracle wrote:Mans greatest invention is language nothing else in history has had such a profound effect on us



What about hallucinogens? i would say they have had a more profound effect on our evolution, if not the fundamental catalyst...
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PostSat Aug 06, 2011 3:06 pm » by Frutty


theoracle wrote:Mans greatest invention is language nothing else in history has had such a profound effect on us



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PostSat Aug 06, 2011 3:06 pm » by Spock


Evidently for women...


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Notice how this is okay. But wouldn't it be weird to advertise pocket vaginas for men? A couple of guys sitting around discussing the newest pocket vagina. Dad looks in over the shoulder and proclaims it is what has kept him from straying all those years.

Then they clean up their mess with the terrible towel. One that has become so crisp it can be propped up on end against the wall.

1) The Towel
2) Fire
3) The Trojan Vibrating Touch for Women.

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PostSat Aug 06, 2011 3:08 pm » by The57ironman


skiponline wrote:usable electricity

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PostSat Aug 06, 2011 3:13 pm » by Frutty


How about music? just saying :P


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PostSat Aug 06, 2011 3:17 pm » by Theoracle


electrobadgr wrote:
theoracle wrote:Mans greatest invention is language nothing else in history has had such a profound effect on us



What about hallucinogens? i would say they have had a more profound effect on our evolution, if not the fundamental catalyst...


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Just sayin in my opinion does not mean I am right just how I see it .
But music would be second on my list
And the towel third :flop:
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PostSat Aug 06, 2011 3:18 pm » by Garciaface


My vote is for Toilet Paper.

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PostSat Aug 06, 2011 3:58 pm » by Richc


garciaface wrote:My vote is for Toilet Paper.


:flop: Well at least two of us don't want shit to dry to our arse hairs... :lol:

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PostSat Aug 06, 2011 4:37 pm » by domdabears


Learning the ways to make fire.
Obviously fire could be found by accident (nature), but knowing how to make it (inventing a way to make fire) is the best.
Fire does every thing that helps you survive.

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Light

Darkness is just. Light isn't. Without it, we would be in total darkness and wouldn't even or ever be here.
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