The Greatest Invention Ever
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- Electrobadgr
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:06 pm » by Electrobadgr
theoracle wrote:Mans greatest invention is language nothing else in history has had such a profound effect on us
What about hallucinogens? i would say they have had a more profound effect on our evolution, if not the fundamental catalyst...
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:06 pm » by Frutty
theoracle wrote:Mans greatest invention is language nothing else in history has had such a profound effect on us
Deception in life is nothing but a lie reduced to practice
Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:06 pm » by Spock
Evidently for women...
Notice how this is okay. But wouldn't it be weird to advertise pocket vaginas for men? A couple of guys sitting around discussing the newest pocket vagina. Dad looks in over the shoulder and proclaims it is what has kept him from straying all those years.
Then they clean up their mess with the terrible towel. One that has become so crisp it can be propped up on end against the wall.
1) The Towel
2) Fire
3) The Trojan Vibrating Touch for Women.
Notice how this is okay. But wouldn't it be weird to advertise pocket vaginas for men? A couple of guys sitting around discussing the newest pocket vagina. Dad looks in over the shoulder and proclaims it is what has kept him from straying all those years.
Then they clean up their mess with the terrible towel. One that has become so crisp it can be propped up on end against the wall.
1) The Towel
2) Fire
3) The Trojan Vibrating Touch for Women.
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- The57ironman
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:08 pm » by The57ironman
skiponline wrote:usable electricity
except those dirty rodents beat us to it....
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:17 pm » by Theoracle
electrobadgr wrote:theoracle wrote:Mans greatest invention is language nothing else in history has had such a profound effect on us
What about hallucinogens? i would say they have had a more profound effect on our evolution, if not the fundamental catalyst...
lol
Just sayin in my opinion does not mean I am right just how I see it .
But music would be second on my list
And the towel third
Peace and love theoracle
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:37 pm » by domdabears
Learning the ways to make fire.
Obviously fire could be found by accident (nature), but knowing how to make it (inventing a way to make fire) is the best.
Fire does every thing that helps you survive.
Warmth
Cooking
Disinfecting
Protection
Moral
Light
Darkness is just. Light isn't. Without it, we would be in total darkness and wouldn't even or ever be here.
Obviously fire could be found by accident (nature), but knowing how to make it (inventing a way to make fire) is the best.
Fire does every thing that helps you survive.
Warmth
Cooking
Disinfecting
Protection
Moral
Light
Darkness is just. Light isn't. Without it, we would be in total darkness and wouldn't even or ever be here.
Nothing in this world thats worth having comes easy
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