THE ILLUSION OF SECURITY(RANT)

Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:07 pm » by **Lokin4knowledge**

So today was supposed to be a great day I was on my way to get married. Went into the courthouse did all the usual procedures when the security guard got my attention and said I had a NAIL CLIPPER in my baby bag that I have to remove. I stood there dumb founded and immediately thought that it was a big one with the lil knife thing so I complied and started looking for it. Come to turn out it was my child's nail clippers really small completely covered in rubber TO PREVENT ANY INJURY to a child or anyone. I asked again why you need it she said it was a weapon, I asked to this is a WMD? im going to kill someone by cutting their nails? she didnt respond and my wife gave her the nail clippers..my point in this whole rant is why is there just the illusion of security? seriously? nail clippers? I bet I can put a few chemicals in baby bottles that could make a powerful bomb and now wheres the security? This shit is really starting to piss me off I think ima have to move to the middle of africa and live with the tribes.....at least the got good bud.... :dancing:

Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:17 pm » by **Mikeizon**

im comin with you :cheers:

Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:23 pm » by **Allreadydead**

There is apparantly a terrorist cell operating in the US called 'Al - Nail - Trima' whose sole aim is to bring down the US government by boarding aircraft and when in flight, these utter barstards sneak around offering to 'groom' your nails for you (a bit like windscreen washers on street corners) but while giving your toes or fingers a good trim up and file down, they are obtaining details from you of any highly secret plans the US may have regarding well groomed feet and hands.

They then send this information back to their leader, the infamous 'Oscar Toe Licken' who will use it to bring about another 9/11 (well, not quite another 9/11, they were going to fly paper kites into peoples homes loaded with discount coupons and free trims for the over 60's.....)
Yes, the guard was quite right to take those dealy terrorist weapons from you to protect the American way of life and world democracy.

I think the lunitics have actually taken over ...................... :mrgreen:

Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:26 pm » by **Mikeizon**

big up for buddys shirt ahahahhaha

Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:27 am » by **Lokin4knowledge**

allreadydead wrote:

There is apparantly a terrorist cell operating in the US called 'Al - Nail - Trima' whose sole aim is to bring down the US government by boarding aircraft and when in flight, these utter barstards sneak around offering to 'groom' your nails for you (a bit like windscreen washers on street corners) but while giving your toes or fingers a good trim up and file down, they are obtaining details from you of any highly secret plans the US may have regarding well groomed feet and hands.

They then send this information back to their leader, the infamous 'Oscar Toe Licken' who will use it to bring about another 9/11 (well, not quite another 9/11, they were going to fly paper kites into peoples homes loaded with discount coupons and free trims for the over 60's.....)
Yes, the guard was quite right to take those dealy terrorist weapons from you to protect the American way of life and world democracy.

I think the lunitics have actually taken over ......................

LMFAOO wow im keeping this my friend...you killed it... thanks.. :dancing:

I owe you a dubie..