The Kaaba Explained

Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:15 pm » by **Abdul14**

Ever wondered why Muslims bow to Mecca? If they were bowing to God then they wouldn't have to face in exactly one direction, because God is everywhere.

So what are they bowing to - the city itself? But Catholics don't bow to Rome, and Anglicans don't bow to Canterbury, and Mormons don't bow to Salt Lake City.

So what's so special about Mecca? What part of the city are they actually worshiping? Surely they aren't worshipping the entire city, including hotels, car parks, shops, electricity substations, public toilets and all the rest of the urban infrastructure?

No, in fact they're worshiping one specific object in the city - Allah's sacred meteorite.

If you ever see pictures of them milling around in Mecca they are all circling a cubic building called the Kaaba. And set into the wall of that building is a meteorite enclosed by a vessel shaped like a woman's quim that they all try to kiss. Sometimes they get so sexually excited at the thought of the pious pussy that they stampede and kill one another in their efforts to muff-dive the meteorite.

The mingy meteorite was an object of worship long before Islam reared its ugly head, so what it's got to do with Allah is a bit of a mystery. Maybe it represents one of Allahs daughters, but as a Muslim father, wouldn't that get him murderously mad at all the wanabe quim-lickers sniffing around his girls' sacred snatch? Perhaps that's why he sets them stampeding.

Or maybe it means that Islam is some sort of tribal fertility cult that Mohammed duped people into believing was a proper religion.

But one thing is for certain. When Muslims accuse other religions of idolatry, they are the biggest hypocrites on earth. What could be more idolatrous than worshipping a hunk of space junk tarted up to look like a twat?

One more thought. The Jews treated the Temple with such reverence that no man was allowed a glimpse of the whole thing. Hebrews 9:1-9 tells us that in the temple a veil separated the Holy of Holies—the earthly dwelling place of God’s presence—from the rest of the temple where men dwelt.

Likewise, we find that Muslims separate themselves from the vagina they worship, by enshrouding their women in the Burqa. This is more evidence that, in Islam, it is the Vagina that is being worshiped, not Allah.

Or, perhaps, Allah, himself, is the earthly presence of the great mystical Vagina of Gaia.

Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:21 pm » by **Cornbread714**

It's no more vagina-worship than what the Jews practice.

What do you think the "veil" and the "Holy of Holies" (no pun intended?) represent?

Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:21 pm » by **Eldorado**

“Islam and sharia are the creed of an ignorant people in a primitive time and barbaric age, ruled by the dogma of intolerance, injustice and death, which teaches hatred and violence for non-muslims.”

Read more: the-kaaba-explained-t70658.html#ixzz1iKWpaG2x

That's why the Jews still practice Circumcision.....because they have seen the light telling them that the Liver of a Goat predicted the rise of the Jewish Empire if they continue to follow the practice of castrating the males and following subserviently to a God that has rejected them time and time again......

Anyone for the Exodus? You'll be at the front of the line.....I'm sure this time

Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:25 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:29 pm » by **Cwmman**

Sometimes they get so sexually excited at the thought of the pious pussy that they stampede and kill one another in their efforts to muff-dive the meteorite

cant see nowt wrong with that.
reminds me of being a teenager.

Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:31 pm » by **Cornbread714**

cwmman wrote:
Sometimes they get so sexually excited at the thought of the pious pussy that they stampede and kill one another in their efforts to muff-dive the meteorite

cant see nowt wrong with that.
reminds me of being a teenager.

Amen, brother, amen.

Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:42 pm » by **Cornbread714**

I must confess, I too, have knelt before, kissed and worshiped the Holy Taco on numerous occasions.

Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:42 pm » by **Eldorado**

well I would say abdul14 that you obviously dont know how smart the Muslims are......

Islam is a religion based solely on the subservience to the laws passed by the Prophet Muhammed, cleric's wisdoms, dispensations, and the steadfast drive towards continuing their cause........of uniting their people in a more civilized frameworking of laws, guidelines, and refinements of older laws. Granted there have not been any "New Testaments" to the Koran other than the Babi dispensations, which guided many to a new Secular form of Islam...called Bahaism, in essence....helping to form the embodiment of the League of Nations and then onto the United Nations....

..obviously you can see the reason for trying to form a US/Israeli Stronghold in the UN.......because they are realistically afraid of the true identity of the one chosen to rule as the foretold Jah Rastafari......or the inherent King of Kings, Lord of Lords.

Now you see why they are trying to deny the existence of the claimed 12th Mahdi.....the Fifth Imam, the Hidden One..........because he is to rule as a descendant of the lineage of the King of Kings........AKA Allah........handed down by HIM Haile Selassie, Tafari Makonnen

The reality is that they pray to a central focal point of recognition of the origins of their religion, and arent controlled by a god head............or the illusion of a god head...they are historically more civilized than the followers of the religion of Judaism, and Christianity as it relates to the unity of their people, and having only a few sects of their sharia, are not as disunited as other sects of other religions have been arguing over the "path" throughout the years.

IE.......they havent "Invented" any lies against their own people...they all worship the removal of these "figureheads" in hopes of regaining the traditional ground they once stood on, so as not to be controlled by the Jewish methods of Usury spread throughout the middle east.

There are a ton of laws to be reformed....and your people Abdul14...are going to be looking for their foreskin that day.......

Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:53 pm » by **Cwmman**

cornbread714 wrote:I must confess, I too, have knelt before, kissed and worshiped the Holy Taco on numerous occasions.

Mmmmmm taco :pray:

Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:02 pm » by **domdabears**

cwmman wrote:
cornbread714 wrote:I must confess, I too, have knelt before, kissed and worshiped the Holy Taco on numerous occasions.

Mmmmmm taco

I remember my first time. I was about 14.
It was like sticking my tongue on a battery.
It was a shock and I backed away real fast.

She was Mexican. Hairy. blah.

Blondes taste the best.