The Next Big Literary Trend: Dinosaur Erotica Anyone?

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PostWed Oct 09, 2013 7:29 pm » by 2020


Yes, this is real and apparently quite popular. A sub-genre of the fast-growing “monster erotica” book realm, soft core dinosaur porn is epitomized by authors Alara Branwen and Christie Sims, who claim to earn six figures churning out e-books for their obsessed fans and for all you other Reptilians out there trying to get mainstream acceptance!! :ohno:

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Azog stood, clad only in damp buckskins, waiting for the beast to slash at her torso until she lay helpless and bleeding on the damp cave floor. Instead, it reached out with a classed hand to snatch at her damp animal hide as it clung to one shoulder. Azog felt the kiss of sharp claws against her skin as the hide slid from her shoulder and exposed on naked, heaving breast.

A reptilian tongue, stiff and hot, dashed out to lick at the tender, naked flesh so suddenly exposed. Azog gasped at the touch, then gradually relaxed as her body warmed to the intoxicating sensation of the beast’s flesh against her own.


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PostWed Oct 09, 2013 10:06 pm » by Doogle


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Whatever takes your fancy I suppose.
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PostWed Oct 09, 2013 10:10 pm » by 31sleo


No way! What's next monster porn? Oh wait, we already have that....

ROFL! ROFL!
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PostWed Oct 09, 2013 10:11 pm » by 31sleo


31sleo wrote:No way! What's next monster porn? Oh wait, we already have that....

ROFL! ROFL!


On a serious note thats just tasteless... :hmmm:
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PostWed Oct 09, 2013 10:35 pm » by Elnorel


FFS, what? Have women now become so utterly bored with men and billions of toys and fetishes, now they have to go after the extinct animals?
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And tries to prove these assertions/claims with scientific facts.

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PostWed Oct 09, 2013 10:38 pm » by Slith


I'm sorry I clicked. So many jokes here..........so little time
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PostWed Oct 09, 2013 11:14 pm » by Fatdogmendoza


Slith wrote:I'm sorry I clicked. So many jokes here..........so little time



who you clicked with?

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PostWed Oct 09, 2013 11:29 pm » by Ufosarus


if the witch sees me reading this shes gona think ive totally lost it :o

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PostWed Oct 09, 2013 11:39 pm » by Fatdogmendoza


Ufosarus wrote:if the witch sees me reading this shes gona think ive totally lost it :o


Who hasnt, its the run up to Christmas, the loony period...watch and and see what other f@&ked up threads are on the periphary :mrgreen:
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PostWed Oct 09, 2013 11:45 pm » by The57ironman


Fatdogmendoza wrote: see what other f@&ked up threads are on the periphary :mrgreen:

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