The Obama State of the Union Drinking Game!

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PostWed Jan 27, 2010 10:33 pm » by Spock

The State of The Union Drinking Game

NOTE: This in no way encourages binge drinking. If you actually drank as much as suggested here you would die, so don't do that. That said, here’s a little game to make all of Obama’s lying during his ‘State of the Union’ speech a little more fun to watch.

Obama says "let me be clear"
Do one shot

Obama says "change isn't easy"
Do one shot

Obama says "make no mistake"
Do one shot

Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."
He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so
Do Five shots

Joe Wilson yells something
Do Two shot

Obama yells back
Finish the bottle

Obama says "jobs"
Do one shot or two if you're unemployed

Obama says "health care"
Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal
Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi turns into a seal

Obama mentions Bo
Put beer in your dog's water bowl

Joe Biden nods-off / laughs inappropriately / starts talking before the speech is over
Do three shots

Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"
Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

Obama says he's "fighting for you"
Do one shot - two if you believe him
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PostWed Jan 27, 2010 10:36 pm » by Lowsix

Well if you take a drink every time he says he says "I".

You will only end up doing 132 shots.

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