The Sarah Palin Conspiracy

[Nilm33 Profile]

In 2012, we will have two candidates to choose for president...
One cant prove his place of birth, and one cant prove she gave birth.

For those that dont know, during the 08 election, it was rumored that Sarah Palin wasnt the mother of her youngest boy, and that she had fostered the child to keep people from finding out her 15 year old daughter got knocked up. While the rumors flared, and people took sides, the internet gave birth to the photo evidence.

http://theosmblog.com/wp-content/upload ... gnancy.jpg

Taken during the time of the pregnancy. Eu Tu Bristol?

http://www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/ ... family.jpg


Daughter was taken out of school with "mono" for 6 months during that time as well.

Also, Sarah Palin went into labor in Texas while giving a speech at an energy conference. Instead of going directly to a hospital, she finished the speech,and then flew 8 hours back to Alaska... and then had the baby. Women, I ask, is that even possible?

Her staff never knew she was pregnant until she had the baby, and several other circumstances suggesting there is much more to this than what has been said.

And the end all to this? After Sarah falls on the sword for her daughter she ends up getting pregnant again! Thats the best part lmao.

I always enjoyed this lil conspiracy, as it doesnt really matter or affects anyones lives (thats a good thing) but the fact that these types of people can run for president blows my fucking mind. If my kid ever says he wants to be president, im moving him to a third world country.

Thought id post on what seems to be a slow thread day lol. This one is just for fun, so dont get all serious on me.

[Thebluecanary Profile]

You better watch it, man, or Willow Palin will call you bad names on the facebook.

Seriously though, if it went down in the sort of timeline that Palin claims, I find it very hard to believe that any woman with half a brain in her head would get on an airplane knowing she was in labor. Much less knowing that her water had already broken, as some sites claim. And how the hell did she fly, anyway? When my cousin was in her 8th month, she had to miss her best friend's wedding in Baltimore because she wasn't allowed to fly so far along. That wasn't too long ago. I don't remember the specific reason that pregnant women aren't supposed to fly when they are that far along, but apparently that last couple of months is out.

There are lots of photos of Palin during her alleged "pregnancy" which show her looking pretty damn thin, some of them within weeks of her supposed labor. Meanwhile, family photos of the daughter show her looking extra pudgy. And she was charged with several traffic violations while she was supposedly down with mono. Anyone who has had mono knows you aren't going to be out driving around.

So. Coming from the South, where such cloak and dagger bullshit is still strangely common, yes, I can see her pretending to have a baby in order to keep tongues from wagging about her knocked up teenage daughter, once she knew she might have a future in politics. Shame she wasted all that effort for the kid to just turn around and get pregnant again. Guess that sex ed in Alaska must be pretty sub par. I also remember a post on here a while back showing the baby's ear right after he was born, a congenital defect that was completely gone in photos from a year later. Whoever made the post consulted with a peds surgeon who said it wouldn't have been possible to correct the defect so completely on such a young child that fast.

Who the hell knows what's going on with those people? I find them terribly white-trashy and I'm honestly pretty embarrassed for all of them. I think Sarah and her family are being used and manipulated for who knows what end. Distraction, probably.

[dlslith Profile]

I think Sarah should come to Ottawa. Cause when I step out on my balcony, I can see Alaska from here