The Three Laws of Republicans

[Evildweeb Profile]

The Three Laws of Republicans

The Three Laws of Republicans, often shortened to The Three Laws or Three Laws, are paraphrased from the science fiction author Isaac Asimov and later expanded upon. The original Robotic rules are introduced in his 1942 short story "Runaround", although they were foreshadowed in a few earlier stories. The three laws have been adapted for Republicans since as robots, the identity has become blurred over time. The Three Laws are:

1. A Republican may not injure another Republican or, through inaction, allow another Republican to come to harm.

2. A Republican must obey any orders given to it by higher Republicans, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A Republican must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.


The same could be said for Democrats, but I have neither the time nor the patience.


Official original by Evildweeb

[Otoel Profile]

The Three Laws of Republicans

The Three Laws of Republicans, often shortened to The Three Laws or Three Laws, are paraphrased from the science fiction author Isaac Asimov and later expanded upon. The original Robotic rules are introduced in his 1942 short story "Runaround", although they were foreshadowed in a few earlier stories. The three laws have been adapted for Republicans since as robots, the identity has become blurred over time. The Three Laws are:

1. A Republican may not injure another Republican or, through inaction, allow another Republican to come to harm.

2. A Republican must obey any orders given to it by higher Republicans, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A Republican must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.


The same could be said for Democrats, but I have neither the time nor the patience.


Official original by Evildweeb

Nice! I love it cause its an original! I like threads like this where people actually think!

[Truthseekerx Profile]

The two party system is a two-headed snake--same agenda, same puppet master.

Some individuals are exceptions to the rule, like Ron Paul, who is basically a Libertarian rather than a contemporary Republican.