The UK is crap because...

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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 9:48 pm » by Cwmman


The UK is crap because...


1 It rains to much

2 It aint America

3 Feel free to join in...

4 It has England

5 Its surrounded by water... salty water

6 Its a shit shape

7 It has royalty :vomit:

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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 10:22 pm » by dollar short


8. they have cameras everywhere.. making it legit to have cameras elsewhere

9. they dont have any orthodontists

10. hadrians wall is a joke! nothing to see there.



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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 10:44 pm » by Shemagh


Cwmman wrote:The UK is crap because...


1 It rains to much..........................Tell that to the Umbrella manufacturers

2 It aint America.....................Tell that to Tottenham

3 Feel free to join in... ..............We love everybody

4 It has England..............It has Wales

5 Its surrounded by water... salty water................Fish like it

6 Its a shit shape...............Beautiful shape, sort of squiggly

7 It has royalty :vomit:.................Foreigners love 'em bring in a lot of money

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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 10:45 pm » by Shemagh


dollar short wrote:8. they have cameras everywhere.. making it legit to have cameras elsewhere....why! what are you doing?

9. they dont have any orthodontists...............They're called Dentists, why pay two guy's for doing one job

10. hadrians wall is a joke! nothing to see there............It's a 2000 year old WALL, what did you expect, Disneyworld



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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 10:56 pm » by Cwmman


11 poll tax

12 council tax

13 councils

14 tiny bits of wet cloudy stuff

15 precipitation....

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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 11:00 pm » by dollar short


Shemagh wrote:
dollar short wrote:8. they have cameras everywhere.. making it legit to have cameras elsewhere....why! what are you doing?

Not what I am doing, but what are they can do with the information!

9. they dont have any orthodontists...............They're called Dentists, why pay two guy's for doing one job

Sorry, but your dentist's really suck then!

10. hadrians wall is a joke! nothing to see there............It's a 2000 year old WALL, what did you expect, Disneyworld

hey. the Great Wall of China was built 2000 years ago. do you need pictures!



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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 11:05 pm » by Spock


Except for the orthodontists, it's sounding more and more like the U.S.

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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 11:10 pm » by Cwmman


16 it has walls.... old wet walls

17...... tv license
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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 11:14 pm » by Shemagh


Dollar short ....I wasn't being serious............and I just knew Spock would come in on the dental thing :)

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PostMon Oct 08, 2012 11:22 pm » by Cwmman


Shemagh nice one :flop:

18 it has Gum
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