They just keep disappearing...

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PostWed May 18, 2011 11:27 pm » by Glassjaw667


For years it has been a mystery. I'm sure conventional science has never looked into it. Everyone on the planet has experienced it at one time or another. It defies explanation.... WHERE THE FUCK DO MY SOCKS KEEP GOING WHEN I PUT THEM IN THE WASHING MACHINE?!

Seriously, this is a joke thread, but only half joking. For years my wife and I have been making statements about my missing socks. She likes to make comments about me throwing them away because I used them as 'happy' socks. Hahaha. Not funny. (It is) But this is not what is happening. When you put 3 pairs of socks in the washer, and put them in the dryer, pull out all the clothes after the cycles are complete and you are left with 5 socks this is a fuckin mystery.

If people can start threads about Obama being a reptilian then damn it I'm starting a thread about one of the greatest mysteries of our time, the dryer that is obviously rigged by capitalist bastard companies to eat my fuckin socks so I have to pour money into the bank accounts of Fruit of the Loom to get new white socks. Just sayin. :owned:

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PostWed May 18, 2011 11:36 pm » by Stivheys



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PostWed May 18, 2011 11:40 pm » by Glassjaw667


Shut up! That's great! See? This guy knows what I'm talking about, here is a quote straight off his page, "Why socks disappear is one of the greatest mysteries of our time."

More people need to unite and find out what the hell is going on. This thing runs deep....

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PostWed May 18, 2011 11:44 pm » by Tuor10


Well, maybe these guys have something to do with it.
They already have a penchant for pants.


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PostWed May 18, 2011 11:44 pm » by The57ironman


glassjaw667 wrote:Shut up! That's great! See? This guy knows what I'm talking about, here is a quote straight off his page, "Why socks disappear is one of the greatest mysteries of our time."

More people need to unite and find out what the hell is going on. This thing runs deep....

very deep.......
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PostWed May 18, 2011 11:46 pm » by Icarus1


you can kill a man with a sock and a pool ball
We thought about it for a long time, "Endeavor to persevere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.

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PostThu May 19, 2011 12:03 am » by Kaarmaa


If you see "99socks" change to "100socks", you'll understand where they went ^^

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PostThu May 19, 2011 12:06 am » by Freeyourmindnow


hahahaha

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PostThu May 19, 2011 1:05 am » by Istvan12


I tend to believe the theory that was presented in an episode of "Married with Children" when Al Bundy was visited by Aliens that used the stink of his socks as fuel for thier ships.

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PostThu May 19, 2011 1:18 am » by E6722maj


true. and a real mystery. where the hell do they go?

:think: :headscratch:
whatever


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