Tila Tequila conspiracy theories

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PostMon Dec 16, 2013 10:42 pm » by Giovanni


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“Let me tell you a really quick story that will probably make zero sense to you whatsoever but here goes: So in the future there is going to be a huge war for Earth Empire between the Aeon Illuminati, The Earth Soldiers, The Supreme Seraphim, and the Cyborg Faction.”

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PostWed Dec 25, 2013 11:37 pm » by julianazzange7


She's a nobody and a has been who's resorting to being a conspiracy theorist to get attention. She would get more attention in the porn industry where she belongs. Her biggest role was on some bisexual version of a dating show, I'm sure the Illerminaty is real scared of her. :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

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PostThu Dec 26, 2013 12:49 am » by Opalserpent


But Tequila’s claims are a special kind of explosive, a bizarre cocktail of the biggest fringe conspiracy theories and occult movements of the past several years. In a nutshell, she believes that: 1) She is descended from an alien race who came from the stars; 2) she is an angel, a queen, and possibly the latest iteration of the Egyptian goddess Isis; 3) she can travel through time and space and has, in the process, fallen in love with Nicola Tesla; 4) humanity is controlled by a “New World Order” composed of Illuminati, Satanists, Zionists and lizard-people; 5) this NWO has succeeded in engineering and covering up just about everything you think you know, including World War II, 9/11 and Paul Walker’s death; 6) a judgment day/reckoning/space battle is coming, in which Tila and her kind will fight the NWO to save the human race; 7) all of Tila’s Facebook haters, a.k.a. brainwashed propagandists, will perish in the battle.


I like points 1 and 4. She is only young, when she looks back at this time she will laugh.

So what if she is out there, she doesn't need to defile herself in the filthy porn industry. :ugeek:

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PostThu Dec 26, 2013 3:31 am » by Harbin


Tila says she is just trying to help you break free of 'their' maxtrix..


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PostThu Dec 26, 2013 8:16 am » by Akashicrebel


Harbin wrote:Tila says she is just trying to help you break free of 'their' maxtrix..


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She sound like a DTV forum member. Whadefak?
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PostThu Dec 26, 2013 11:19 am » by Tjahzi


We should start making a list of known E.T.'s lol
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PostThu Dec 26, 2013 9:41 pm » by Harbin


Dtv should get Tila on for a chat.
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PostFri Dec 27, 2013 10:56 am » by Slith


She's trash. Why people give her the time of day........I dunno
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PostTue Dec 31, 2013 11:18 pm » by Harbin


Slith wrote:She's trash. Why people give her the time of day........I dunno


That's kinda harsh, dontcha think ?

Maybe she IS an alien. :robot:
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PostWed Jan 01, 2014 12:07 am » by Thebluecanary


:? :shock: :vomit:

Tila Tequila?! You know, that was always what I thought of her when she'd pop up on MySpace flashing her tits, or when she was whoring herself on reality TV…"You know, I think that idiotic bimbo is actually the reincarnation of the goddess Isis, and that someday she will be humankind's savior in a galactic war against our reptilian Illuminati overlords."

Maybe she, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will band together to lead us all into a new utopian future where everyone looks vaguely greasy and we've all got really expensive handbags.

I especially love the part about how all her "facebook haters" are going to perish in the final battle. I guess being a D-list celebrity gives one access to some really excellent drugs these days.
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