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PostSat Sep 01, 2012 2:53 am » by Troll2rocks


I am a mind of useless information, some of which is actually interesting and some of it is just crazy, here are some of the best things I have discovered and learnt over the years.


A certain type of millipede is one of the secret ingredients to Coca Cola. Which is not known, and is a closely guarded secret.

Monkeys shove bananas up their asses for up to thirty minutes to soften the skin and cause a chemical reaction that makes the banana taste better.

Sex with unicorns is not possible because they are both fictional and non existent, but an ice cream cone stuck to a horses head will make a healthy substitute. One Tibetan man was found simulating oral sex on an ice cream cone stuck to a horses head. When asked why this happened, the man claimed to like My Little Pony.

In January of 1987 950lbs of whale blubber fell out of the sky killing a whale at a sea life centre in Moscow. It is unknown how the blubber arrived from the sky. It fell out of a no fly zone. Maybe it was UFOs or some shit.

In the movie Temple of Doom there was a scene that was ultimately cut from the movie, that featured a prototype for Howard the Duck walking by in the background of the Asian Palace.

A woman's clit can only be stimulated in a counter clockwise motion for 85% of women. (just so ya know guys). Got that Oto ? I will explain sex to you at some point mang. Its when beavers and snakes fight. Kinda

The earth was never considered flat, that is a myth. It has always been known as round as people knew this because of the curvature of the horizon. Flat earth society are retards.

If a man hits a woman, its sexist, and abuse, if a woman hits a man, its empowerment. Yet if you introduce a knife to the equation, its murder. :peep:

90% of women are actually unable to orgasm. This is true, and no amount of them blaming your penis will cut it I am afraid. There are different types of orgasm, but the one most promoted by the porn industry. Are either faked or rare forms of orgasm. Or a gush, as it is affectionately known within the industry.

Bananas are not naturally yellow. They are made that way during storage purposely.

Almonds taste of arsenic.

If you do not know the type of bird with which you see fly through the sky, they are by definition a UFO.

Prince banned all his music from YouTube. Even songs he covered by other artists. Until Radio Head's Tom York filed suit and said that is my song you are covering put it back up you little bitch.

Margarine is one molecule away from being plastic.

Marmite tastes like shit.

Giant octopus and sperm whales battle each other in the deepest parts of the ocean. Sperm whales usually win because they are full of spunk.

When Yellowstone park erupts America and most of Europe will be instantly finished. The rest of the world would follow within 2 years.

China owns most of America. Saudi owns the rest. The american people are actually Chinese and Saudi citizens. (Never tell them that though) :peep:

Most of America's debt was bought via organisations in the UK. China was apparently trying to buy up the debt anonymously.

If there is a world war 3, there would be no world war 4.

Ritual satanic child sex cases from the early 80s were fictitious, and falsely accused over 160 innocent people, some of which died in prison before their names were eventually cleared.

All tootpaste is bad for your teeth, and 99% of it does not even stop or help stop plaque.

The phrasing "Helps fight" in cosmetic and toiletries commercials, is a clever set of wording, convincing viewers and consumers into thinking it has merit. Brushing with Water helps just as much as Arm and Hammer.

The phrasing "Scientifically proven" in cosmetic and toiletries commercials, is again clever wording, and is misleading, as the scientists who are picked to do these murky tests are themselves financed by the companies that promote them. Its conflict of interest's, and would not hold up as genuine science or under oath of law.

Betty and Barney Hill were the first people to properly describe what is known today as the "Grey" alien.

Did you know you have a right to charge a bank 2% of the interest rate imposed upon you by law, because 99% of all credit cards are unethically licensed to the consumer.

All calls you make to your bank are monitored recorded and cherry picked for playback to entire teams of interconnected departments.

You are able to get transcripts of any call you make to your bank, and not only read what you said, but what is said on the other end, even if you are placed on hold. Most banks hide this from the consumer. Shhhhhh.
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PostSat Sep 01, 2012 3:01 am » by Kinninigan


Troll2rocks wrote:All calls you make to your bank are monitored recorded and cherry picked for playback to entire teams of interconnected departments.

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I worked as a debt collector for 6 yrs.......(shhhh)

this is very true, and in some cases cost collectors their jobs

I NEVER had a FDCPA violation

They used my recordings for training all the time

But i quit finance 4 yrs ago

I do contracting/painting work now for myself










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PostSat Sep 01, 2012 3:18 am » by domdabears


I make my girl cum all the time.

And I know when she cums.

I can feel it.



I'm sure she would not approve me talking about this. :lol:


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PostSat Sep 01, 2012 3:22 am » by Kinninigan


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PostSat Sep 01, 2012 3:25 am » by Troll2rocks


@Dom, she's faking! lol

All woman feel something they equate to an orgasm by different kinds of reaction, the projectile orgasm (if you will) is rarer, but fun for everyone.
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PostSat Sep 01, 2012 3:31 am » by domdabears


Troll2rocks wrote:@Dom, she's faking! lol

All woman feel something they equate to an orgasm by different kinds of reaction, the projectile orgasm (if you will) is rarer, but fun for everyone.

Man, I've always wanted a squirter.
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PostSat Sep 01, 2012 3:32 am » by Noentry


Dom Da Bears wrote:
Troll2rocks wrote:@Dom, she's faking! lol

All woman feel something they equate to an orgasm by different kinds of reaction, the projectile orgasm (if you will) is rarer, but fun for everyone.

Man, I've always wanted a squirter.


Can get messy.
especially when you get it in the eye.

used to call her Niagara falls. :mrcool:
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PostSat Sep 01, 2012 3:34 am » by Troll2rocks


Dom Da Bears wrote:
Troll2rocks wrote:@Dom, she's faking! lol

All woman feel something they equate to an orgasm by different kinds of reaction, the projectile orgasm (if you will) is rarer, but fun for everyone.

Man, I've always wanted a squirter.


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PostSat Sep 01, 2012 3:35 am » by Kinninigan


All the women I date tell me "squirting" is not included in the basic prices and I need more money







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PostSat Sep 01, 2012 3:35 am » by Hurtswhenipee


Troll2rocks wrote:

Marmite tastes like shit.


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