Troll2rocks - Best Quotes of the Week on DTV - 2nd Feb 2012

Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:31 am » by **Troll2rocks**

Week 8

Lets just get fucking on with it shall we...

Sing it ya prat...

Cheers gimp!

These are a collection of some of the very best quotes from the last week on Disclose TV. Some are funny, but most just mental retardation.

So buckle up, sit tight, strap in, and jerk off...

(ahem, well perhaps not the latter)

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Jerzlewis

Jan 28th 2012

Thread Title

HITLER WAS ALREADY ON MARS IN THE 1940'S WOW!

Didn't click it, didn't need to.

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Kinninigan

Jan 29th 2012

Thread Title

Real mermaids from Atlantis found and filmed

Wow, now that got my attention, lets have a look.

Main Thread

kinninigan wrote:Real mermaids from Atlantis found and filmed by professor Mandelhoff

This is footage found by two conspiracy theorists who posted some videos on youtube. But these are not no normal videos, and they look pretty legit...

Get ready for a ride down the mermaid hole...

You are over the vast, flat, jungle expanse called the Yucatan.
Focus down on Tulum, the enigmatic, clifftop city of the Mayan Civilization.
The only Mayan city known to exist on the ocean's edge.this is the setting for professor mandelhoffs next amazing unbelievable adventure
millions of people ,around the world,, are fans of professor mandelhoff the mermaid hunter,and have been amazed by the famous scientists ,,discoveries,

Okay, well that is fucking compelling, also if you like videos of painted rocks to resemble reptilian overlords that magically move via the aid of computer wizardry in YouTube videos, then kinninigan is most assuredly your man/or woman/or whatever the fuck he/she is at this present time.

Kinninigan decides to explain a little more

kinninigan wrote:The Atlantians are hiding underwater until the return of Thoth because the reptilians can't swim. But they have been using sound weapons on them, which is whats causing whales to beach themselves..

Yep, that sounds legit

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Well no list would be complete without him...

Savwafair2012

Jan 31st 2012

Thread title

Scientist Confirm That African Natives Did Kill A Dinosaur

No scientist would... "sigh"... Nevermind.

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Iamthatiam and Fatdogmendoza

Feb 1st 2012

The relationship intensifies

iamthatiam wrote:I assume entire responsibility for whatever, please don't burn my friend, FatDog!

If you are to burn someone because of this, make it me, instead of him...

BTW: I don't wanna be burnt either!

fatdogmendoza wrote:
lol IAM and thanks, Im an old psych bro and when I burn I burn bright like sirius.. Over a thousand posts bro, Im due a ban...

I dont mind being berated for what I believe But I would hate to just believe blindly because I am afraid to offend....

iamthatiam wrote:
Did you receive my mail?

fatdogmendoza wrote:
I did and I was most humbled my brother... Thank you and I will definitely be in touch

Bow chicka bow wow :love:

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This weeks winner, the prince of photoshop. :pray:

Frutty

Jan 29th 2012

frutty wrote:
I may be silly, but sometimes in the morning and even at noon when I see the Moon in plain daylight I wonder ... how is this possible? Should not the earth's atmosphere outshine the Moon's brightness? Is the Moon inside our atmosphere?

Frutty, not only is that silly, it is mentally retarded. You win hands down this week.

:clapper:

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Disclaimer. I did not write these brain farts, I viewed them logged them and reposted them, if you are featured, the way around not getting featured is to mentally edit your stream of conciousness before fingers touch keyboard. :censored:

From now on, I will be watching you, and waiting for your fuck up. The bigger the fuck up, the greater the chance of you meeting more than just the eyes of this forum. I will add you to the collective and make you viral in the grandest of style, and certainly not in text format :twisted:

I WILL BE WATCHING YOU.

See you next week.

There is no offence intended to those featured as nothing in these posts is intended to cause any offence or hurt, they are not done with malice. Do not complain moan or cry foul, because I did not write them, you did. So non of this please...

Previous instalments of insanity...

week 1
best-quotes-of-the-week-on-dtv-week-1-t27847.html
week 2
best-quotes-of-the-week-on-dtv-week-2-t28228.html
week 3
best-quotes-of-the-week-on-dtv-week-3-t28831.html
week 4
best-quotes-of-the-week-on-dtv-week-4-t29332.html
Week 5
best-quotes-of-the-week-on-dtv-week-5-t31192.html
Week 6
best-quotes-of-the-week-on-dtv-week-6-t33005.html?hilit=Quotes
Week 7
troll2rocks-best-quotes-of-the-week-on-dtv-yes-its-back-t66596.html