Troll2rocks - Best Quotes of the Week on DTV - Yes its Back!

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After a great deal of zero fan fare I decided to resurrect...

BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK ON DTV.

It has been to long, there has been much incessant dickery. The inmates have taken over the asylum, and the asylum has come to smell like urine. The world is on the brink of economic and social collapse, and that world is alleged to end in the next 12 months anyway. So I don't know about you, but I feel like some crazy ass quotes.

Preach it bitch



Praise Jesus

These are a collection of some of the very best quotes from the last week on Disclose TV. Some are funny, some are trying to be funny and some are just mental disability.

So lets dig right in shall we...

iwanci

Sat 21st Jan 2012

Topic title

Thread for IamthatIam and Iwanci - Private - keep out

You know I really do not think that is going to work out.

Main thread - Directed at Iamthatiam

Hi there Iam,

Thought it better to have our own little space where we could engage in some constructive banter and get to know each other a little better without the prying eyes of the rest of the members...

So, tell me about yourself...

Hobbies?
What do you do for work?
Sports?
What do you look like?
Favourite movies?
Do you smoke?
Interests?

Yeah if certainly wont, it was locked in 30 seconds , also get a room you guys jeeesshh

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Uh oh, there appears to be another pindz.

Cue, Eddie Van Halen, poor quality video resolution, and proof of reptilian overlords, who happen to be awesome at shredding guitars by the way.

Shaggietrip

Fri 27th Jan 2012

Topic Title

80's morphing. SOLID PROOF

I tried to download and edit this post. I was unable to. If another finds it possible plz do.

Ok @6:20 to 7:42 watch it happen. Morph-A-Rama





Hip...Hip.. a reptilian. Shoot at will.

As you can see its beyond question, its certainly a fucking reptile in disguise.

My response, his response.

Troll2rocks/Shaggietrip

Fri 27th Jan 2012

Erm...

Nevermind

Erm. prove it wrong. Do not ignore.

Thank you for proving it correct.


Just because you can make your body parts morph as such does not make it normal.

He's right you know. I can

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Canubis

Tue 24th Jan 2012

Topic title

Alien Skull on Mars..?

Ooooo, okaayy. lets have a look...

the far rock looks very similar but cut in half? what ya think>> Visit my Pictures for more of my unexplained shit!


THIS LOOKS LIKE A SKULL!

I am taking a wild guess here, but I assume they are not the only rocks you got acquainted with recently. Also I found the aliens cousins here on earth...



Pssssss, don't ever mention homosexuality around him. Jeeeeeesshh.

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And this weeks winner, in all its beautiful magnificence can be found below this next quote, which comes first in order to understand its true beauty and retardation

Evildweeb

Wed 25th Jan 2012

New Element Discovered!



The CSIRO has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3-6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other byproducts are produced.

You got it right ?

Well Savwafair sure as hell didn't

Savwafair2012

Wed 25th Jan 2012

Don't you mean to say that a new element has just been released by the Goverment?

Because they hold most of these elements under a shell untill they are done extracting
everything they need from them.

Like Element 114 and He3 (helium-3 )
look them up

Erm okay, well maybe if I point out something is amiss here considering governmentium and morons are mutually exclusive

Troll2rocks

Wed 25th Jan 2012

Ya just dont get it do ya

The response...


Savwafair2012

Wed 25th Jan 2012

so what are they mining up their if not He3

Touché. Okay man enjoy your brain haemorrhage, let me know if ya need a mop


Congratulations to this weeks winner. The king of spam, the lord of the dance, the prince of posts. Savwafair2012


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Disclaimer. I did not write these brain farts, I viewed them logged them and reposted them, if you are featured, the way around not getting featured is to mentally edit your stream of conciousness before fingers touch keyboard.

From now on, I will be watching you, and waiting for your fuck up. The bigger the fuck up, the greater the chance of you meeting more than just the eyes of this forum. I will add you to the collective and make you viral in the grandest of style, and certainly not in text format

I WILL BE WATCHING YOU.

See you next week.

There is no offence intended to those featured as nothing in these posts is intended to cause any offence or hurt, they are not done with malice. Do not complain moan or cry foul, because I did not write them, you did. So non of this please...



Previous instalments of insanity...

week 1
best-quotes-of-the-week-on-dtv-week-1-t27847.html
week 2
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week 3
best-quotes-of-the-week-on-dtv-week-3-t28831.html
week 4
best-quotes-of-the-week-on-dtv-week-4-t29332.html
Week 5
best-quotes-of-the-week-on-dtv-week-5-t31192.html
Week 6
best-quotes-of-the-week-on-dtv-week-6-t33005.html?hilit=Quotes

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[Constabul Profile]

Whew, ( feels like a bullet has been dodged )

[99socks Profile]

I agree... Sav's quote was the best.

[Frutty Profile]

But .. it really looks like a skull

[Iamcare Profile]

my DTV objective has gone from attempting to bring truth to the masses, to attempting to make this thread every week.

(p.s. when is someone gonna do a best sig. thread )

[Constabul Profile]

To be considered for nomination for next week,

Sure, a two hour long attack. Like the guy who stabbed his wife 50 times and claimed the knife slipped

how long it took to attack has nothing to do with the aircraft markings dumbo

Israel attacked the USS Liberty using UNMARKED AIRCRAFT

dude this is not some aircraft markin competition, this is bloody war
those people are out to hurt eachother
so what other proof do you have ?

Sure, a two hour long attack. Like the guy who stabbed his wife 50 times and claimed the knife slipped.

I have to tell you, you're my hero. You have single handedly destroyed the last bits of Israeli PR and credibility. You're truly a light bringer.

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Awesome!

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@constabul



Noted

[Troll2rocks Profile]

my DTV objective has gone from attempting to bring truth to the masses, to attempting to make this thread every week.

(p.s. when is someone gonna do a best sig. thread )

Wait until you see the next instalment.