Trolls DTV Diary (Day 2)

Fri May 20, 2011 2:07 am » by **Troll2rocks**

DAY 2
20th May 2011

Woke up 6:28am, its already daylight. Brushed teeth went to toilet got back in bed then masturbated. Woke up 10:23am, don't know why, started masturbating. tired now. Woke up 12:34pm, went to toilet, had shave and put shower on, jumped back into bed quickly and started to masturbate. Woke up 13:45pm, OMG, had a funny dream, saw myself as the 2001 obelisk in the middle of the desert with a big creepy grin painted in middle of me, people walking through the desert started coming up to me and cooking eggs on me, they turned black when cooked and turned to puss and bile when they started eating them. They seemed to like them as they traveled off into the distance of the baron desert of my subconscious. I wonder what it means ?, time to masturbate!. Woke up 16:59pm, stomach rumbling, PSN is back up!! so fucking what, I can call myself a noob faggot if I want!. Put some Prodigy on, wooooooooo yeah!!!! smack my bitch up!! Ever seen the video to that ??? best ever!!!. Masturbated. I am going to watch a film!!!. Watched the movie "Super" great film, "shut up crime!!!" chick out of Inception is great in it. Tired, damn i am sore =( began masturbating. Woke up 20:45pm, had a sniff of poppers, took some Zyadol, had a funny thought "I wonder if anyone anywhere has ever masturbated over a picture of Gollum from Lord of the Rings ? " you can guarantee some comic con dungeon master has at some point, or probably is right now, or maybe even over Harry Potter, ewwwwwww". went on YouTube, adverts fucking everywhere!!! No porn on YouTube, unless you know how to search!. Masturbated, it hurts. Woke up 23:11, the woman out of insidious is stunning!!! vigorously masturbated, I regret it, there should not be blood. Anyone seen Antichrist ? OMFG I left the shower running..............

Fri May 20, 2011 2:25 am » by **Cornbread714**

Fri May 20, 2011 2:31 am » by **Slith**

How can u type? Your hand and your member must be the size of watermelons by now

Fri May 20, 2011 2:43 am » by **Tuor10**

Troll, have you ever considered train spotting?

Fri May 20, 2011 2:47 am » by **Troll2rocks**

tuor10 wrote:Troll, have you ever considered train spotting?

I only kill what I can eat.

Fri May 20, 2011 2:51 am » by **Kaarmaa**

troll2rocks wrote:
tuor10 wrote:Troll, have you ever considered train spotting?

I only kill what I can eat.

Fri May 20, 2011 2:51 am » by **domdabears**

lol don't you have a job?
You need to get a girl too.
Fat bitches need love too. Don't set your standards so high.

Fri May 20, 2011 2:52 am » by **Troll2rocks**

kaarmaa wrote:
troll2rocks wrote:
tuor10 wrote:Troll, have you ever considered train spotting?

I only kill what I can eat.

Fri May 20, 2011 2:52 am » by **Tuor10**

troll2rocks wrote:
tuor10 wrote:Troll, have you ever considered train spotting?

I only kill what I can eat.

You eat trains?
Now that is a talent.

Fri May 20, 2011 2:53 am » by **Swiftvengeance**

troll2rocks wrote:
tuor10 wrote:Troll, have you ever considered train spotting?

I only kill what I can eat.

Have you ever killed anything? It's a hollow experience