Ugly fat people fearful for sex lives over Alcohol Prices

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PostThu Mar 29, 2012 1:23 pm » by Noentry


Ministers say the proposal would help cut down on the number of people who are admitted to hospital as a result of chewing off their own arms after waking up next to a hideous freak with no recollection of how they got there.

:lol: thats funny

Mr Cameron said: “Binge drinking accounts for virtually all incidents involving ugly people having sex.”


Noway he never said that he aint that stupid.

Ugly and fat people are the majority and we all know politicians pander to the majority.

however I have fallen victim to alchohol, waking up next to a girl I wouldn't look at twice if I wasn't drunk, and thinking what the f**k have I done. :ohno:

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PostThu Mar 29, 2012 1:37 pm » by Slith


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PostThu Mar 29, 2012 4:47 pm » by Evildweeb


Wow, I didn't realize it was possible to use all four words - ugly fat sex alcohol - in one sentence.

Hahahahaa

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PostThu Mar 29, 2012 5:07 pm » by domdabears


evildweeb wrote:Wow, I didn't realize it was possible to use all four words - ugly fat sex alcohol - in one sentence.

Hahahahaa

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I take it you've never had fat ugly sex on alcohol.
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PostThu Mar 29, 2012 5:16 pm » by The57ironman


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PostThu Mar 29, 2012 5:25 pm » by Dagnamski


rather fortunate :love:

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PostThu Mar 29, 2012 6:15 pm » by Evildweeb


domdabears wrote:
evildweeb wrote:Wow, I didn't realize it was possible to use all four words - ugly fat sex alcohol - in one sentence.

Hahahahaa

:clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

I take it you've never had fat ugly sex on alcohol.



Lol, no.

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PostThu Mar 29, 2012 6:36 pm » by Noentry


evildweeb wrote:
domdabears wrote:
evildweeb wrote:Wow, I didn't realize it was possible to use all four words - ugly fat sex alcohol - in one sentence.

Hahahahaa

:clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

I take it you've never had fat ugly sex on alcohol.



Lol, no.

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hey bro you need to get out more
It has happened to me more then once.
I am ashamed to say
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PostThu Mar 29, 2012 6:55 pm » by Spock


I had a friend that only dated fat women. They were all attractive, just fat. I asked him why it was. His excuse was, "I'm the predator, I go for the sick and wounded that can't keep up with the rest of the herd". :alien51:


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