................... ...............unicorn eggs....wut.?...
GOFFSTOWN, N.H. —Still in need of gift ideas this holiday season? For the price of $1.86 million, you can have two of your very own unicorns, according to a recent post on Craigslist.
A few weeks ago, someone in Goffstown posted an ad on Craigslist to sell two purebred unicorns for $930,000 each, stating that they "must go together."
According to the ad, up for sale is a 3-year-old male unicorn named Pagasus and a 5-year-old female unicorn named Daisy.
"Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home ... We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out," the post read.
The seller, who explicitly asks only for serious inquiries, is also offering unicorn eggs.
The post sparked interest across the internet, including on the websites for the International Business Times and the Philadelphia Inquirer.
Read more: http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/2-unic ... z2nSvtleJy
...some asshole thought of it, some sucker believed it, and look what its done so far...
WTF is this unicorn EGGS?
Unicorns "live birth" their young like horses do
And they dont grow theirs horns until puberty, so live birth is possible without killing the mother from the horn tearing up her insides
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