Unicorns For Sale

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PostSat Dec 14, 2013 6:34 pm » by The57ironman


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GOFFSTOWN, N.H. —Still in need of gift ideas this holiday season? For the price of $1.86 million, you can have two of your very own unicorns, according to a recent post on Craigslist.

A few weeks ago, someone in Goffstown posted an ad on Craigslist to sell two purebred unicorns for $930,000 each, stating that they "must go together."

According to the ad, up for sale is a 3-year-old male unicorn named Pagasus and a 5-year-old female unicorn named Daisy.

"Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home ... We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out," the post read.

The seller, who explicitly asks only for serious inquiries, is also offering unicorn eggs.

The post sparked interest across the internet, including on the websites for the International Business Times and the Philadelphia Inquirer.

Read more: http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/2-unic ... z2nSvtleJy


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PostSat Dec 14, 2013 8:06 pm » by TheDuck


Unicorn eggs lmfao...

Seems legit.
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PostSat Dec 14, 2013 8:25 pm » by Opalserpent


I was having flashbacks of the gay unicorn fad you mods were having for a month a year or so back.

REMEMBER!!! it was scary.

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PostSat Dec 14, 2013 8:33 pm » by just_the_flu


1.86 million for two real unicorns? ... idk what the going rate of unicorns is but that sounds cheap as fuck!


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PostSun Dec 15, 2013 4:55 am » by Malogg


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PostSun Dec 15, 2013 5:14 am » by Ishumble


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PostSun Dec 15, 2013 5:48 am » by kentrb



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PostSun Dec 15, 2013 10:16 pm » by Kinninigan


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WTF is this unicorn EGGS?

Unicorns "live birth" their young like horses do

And they dont grow theirs horns until puberty, so live birth is possible without killing the mother from the horn tearing up her insides :shock:


unicornology 101!











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PostMon Dec 16, 2013 12:22 am » by Domeika


Way too expensive for average folk.

Even if you could scrape it together, there's the cost of the pasture space, barn, rainbow rental fees.....it can add up.

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PostMon Dec 16, 2013 3:30 am » by Kinninigan


Domeika wrote: rainbow rental fees.....



folks i can make rainbows in your yard cheap

$1,000,000 dollars cash money an hour, you provide the unicorns, hose, and water, and not complain about me doing bong hits all day

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