WARNING!!! Islamic funeral director makes fatal error.

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PostMon Aug 18, 2014 3:41 pm » by lllSpocklll


WARNING!!! IF EASILY TRAUMATIZED - DO NOT WATCH!!!


FUNERAL FOR ISLAMIC TERRORIST GETS A SURPRISE ENDING FROM FUNERAL DIRECTOR ERROR

These geniuses forgot to remove the dead terrorists explosive vest before they paraded him down the street - with rage and anguish that he got whacked before he took out whoever he was going after.


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“And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked. And they cried aloud, and cut themselves after their manner with knives and lancets, till the blood gushed out upon them.” 1 Kings 18:27,28

Islamic terrorism is famous for their stated love of death, destruction and the shedding of blood. They consider it a glorious honor to strap suicide bomb vests onto the bodies of men, women, children and anyone else who is stupid enough to sacrifice their lives to the moon god Allah.


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PostMon Aug 18, 2014 3:56 pm » by Slith


Sure this shouldn't be in "Let's have a laugh"


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Idiots

Edit: Good for business tho

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PostMon Aug 18, 2014 4:22 pm » by E6722maj


fucking idiots
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PostMon Aug 18, 2014 4:28 pm » by Slith


I think when Allahu Akbar is used, it means "Oh F'k"
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PostMon Aug 18, 2014 4:46 pm » by Noentry


I bet they did not forget.
I bet they put the explosives on him for his burial.

Whom ever did this is the idiot.

To be honest Idiot does not even start to describe them.
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PostMon Aug 18, 2014 5:17 pm » by The57ironman


Noentry wrote:I bet they did not forget.
I bet they put the explosives on him for his burial.

Whom ever did this is the idiot.

To be honest Idiot does not even start to describe them.

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"what is that''

''his suicide vest''

"well,...take it off"

"what..?...you take it off"

"i'm not touching it, you take it off"

"i'm not touching it, either"

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PostMon Aug 18, 2014 5:29 pm » by DarkHeart


I don't think it was the guy they were burying who had the bomb on, at 1:23 you see the pallet & the body still in its pristine white shroud.

The bomb must have been lower down because there are bodies with legs missing.

Why do they keep shouting "Akbar" ? Isn't he the fish headed dude that is in charge of the attack of the Death Star in Star Wars ? :lol:
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PostMon Aug 18, 2014 6:15 pm » by Noentry


DarkHeart wrote:I don't think it was the guy they were burying who had the bomb on, at 1:23 you see the pallet & the body still in its pristine white shroud.

The bomb must have been lower down because there are bodies with legs missing.

Why do they keep shouting "Akbar" ? Isn't he the fish headed dude that is in charge of the attack of the Death Star in Star Wars ? :lol:


Actually now you mention it, the body is intact.

Either this is a sectarian killing or this is Mosad, I would not put it past them.

On reflection I am ashamed that I allowed myself to be played like that.
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PostMon Aug 18, 2014 6:38 pm » by lllSpocklll


I think it was just a colossal screw up. Somebody had a bomb, could have been one of the revelers in the crowd. That could also be a different body, maybe they were escorting a couple of deceased people. The body prepared for burial after the explosion is covered tight around the head, and no green cloak, where as the body where the blast was had on some sort of green shroud cover and his face was exposed.

If the bomb was on that body, it would have disintegrated it. It may have been a funeral procession for multi people.

The second body seemed to be prepared such as this...

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