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PostThu Nov 15, 2012 1:49 am » by domdabears


dlslith wrote:I can grow a long left fingernail, that can dig the deepest snot from my sinuses. As a matter of fact, I can grow it so long, I can stick it up my arse and pick 44z44's nose from across the Atlantic

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PostThu Nov 15, 2012 1:50 am » by Slith


domdabears wrote:
dlslith wrote:I can grow a long left fingernail, that can dig the deepest snot from my sinuses. As a matter of fact, I can grow it so long, I can stick it up my arse and pick 44z44's nose from across the Atlantic

eheheheh

Don't lie.

That's your coke nail.

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PostThu Nov 15, 2012 1:53 am » by Poooooot


I can put a toothpick through my old belly button ring hole from 15 years ago (haven't worn any jewelry in there for almost 12 years but its still open). I found this out when I decided to clean it with a toothpick lol :vomit:
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PostThu Nov 15, 2012 1:57 am » by Kaarmaa


Poooooot wrote:I can put a toothpick through my old belly button ring hole from 15 years ago (haven't worn any jewelry in there for almost 12 years but its still open). I found this out when I decided to clean it with a toothpick lol :vomit:


Wow, girl, if you stick a toothpick in there...I don't want to know what you might stick elsewhere! :peep:
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PostThu Nov 15, 2012 1:57 am » by domdabears


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PostThu Nov 15, 2012 1:58 am » by Fatdogmendoza


Poooooot wrote:I can put a toothpick through my old belly button ring hole from 15 years ago (haven't worn any jewelry in there for almost 12 years but its still open). I found this out when I decided to clean it with a toothpick lol :vomit:


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PostThu Nov 15, 2012 1:59 am » by Lowsix


Poooooot wrote:I can put a toothpick through my old belly button ring hole from 15 years ago (haven't worn any jewelry in there for almost 12 years but its still open). I found this out when I decided to clean it with a toothpick lol :vomit:


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PostThu Nov 15, 2012 2:02 am » by Kaarmaa


domdabears wrote:I can breathe underwater.


I believe you.
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PostThu Nov 15, 2012 2:04 am » by Slith


domdabears wrote:I can breathe underwater.



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PostThu Nov 15, 2012 2:07 am » by Lowsix


Poooooot wrote:(haven't worn any jewelry in there for almost 12 years but its still open)


thats just cuz u cant reach it. (anymore)

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