What are/is your hidden useless skills

Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:51 am » by **The57ironman**

Kaarmaa wrote:It seems that I could give dead men a boner...does that count?

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Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:10 am » by **domdabears**

The57ironman wrote:
Kaarmaa wrote:It seems that I could give dead men a boner...does that count?

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I still want her to explain that one.

Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:34 am » by **Kaarmaa**

domdabears wrote:
The57ironman wrote:
Kaarmaa wrote:It seems that I could give even dead men a boner...does that count?

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I still want her to explain that one.

I added a word, maybe it's easier to understand.
When I talked about alive men with sunglasses, a dog and a stick I should have said cane instead of stick. I was talking about blind men.
It was humour, this is not an actual skill...
Is it clear enough? I can find you some pictures :lol:

@Ironman, explain the gif to me, what's about that peeping finger...oh wait, I'll ask Dom to explain it :mrgreen:

Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:06 pm » by **domdabears**

Kaarmaa wrote:I added a word, maybe it's easier to understand.
When I talked about alive men with sunglasses, a dog and a stick I should have said cane instead of stick. I was talking about blind men.
It was humour, this is not an actual skill...
Is it clear enough? I can find you some pictures

Ohhhhhhhh that's what that riddle meant.

I seriously had no idea.

I'm not very bright.

Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:32 pm » by **Poooooot**

Reviving this post because I just remembered another stupid, useless talent I have. I can roll my tongue into three loops.

(this picture was taken before I got my braces put on, so ignore the crooked teefs. lol)

Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:42 pm » by **domdabears**

Poooooot wrote:Reviving this post because I just remembered another stupid, useless talent I have. I can roll my tongue into three loops.

(this picture was taken before I got my braces put on, so ignore the crooked teefs. lol)

Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:46 pm » by **Poooooot**

domdabears wrote:
Poooooot wrote:Reviving this post because I just remembered another stupid, useless talent I have. I can roll my tongue into three loops.

(this picture was taken before I got my braces put on, so ignore the crooked teefs. lol)

That about sums it up. I get them off in March, though, so YAY!
Then it's retainer time. :lol:

Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:49 pm » by **domdabears**

Poooooot wrote:That about sums it up. I get them off in March, though, so YAY!
Then it's retainer time.

You got 'em on late in life.

When I was in high shcool, I always had a thing for girls in braces. I don't know why.

Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:54 pm » by **Shendao**

Eltorito wrote:In my younger days, I could hold off an orgasm indefinitely.

It used to irritate the hell out of some lady’s when they climbed off me after 30 minutes.

I can still do that

And yes, in my youth females got irritated, but now I'm old(er) they seem rather pleased :lol:

Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:59 pm » by **Poooooot**

domdabears wrote:
Poooooot wrote:That about sums it up. I get them off in March, though, so YAY!
Then it's retainer time.

You got 'em on late in life.

When I was in high shcool, I always had a thing for girls in braces. I don't know why.

Yeah, I never really needed them growing up. My incisors were a bit tilted but it was not a big deal. Then as an adult with an irrational fear of the dentist, I didn't go for like 10 years. When I finally started going, I had to have a tooth pulled, which caused some teeth to shift, which caused a problem with my "bite." that caused me to have jaw problems which evolved into TMJ. So I got the braces put on to fix the alignment, and hopefully fix my jaw issues. It's a mess, lol.

Long story short, see your dentist every six months! A half hour of uncomfortable-ness is worth it. Trust me.

On the plus side, I am constantly being "carded," everyone comments on how young I look, and a teenager hit on me at the gas station last week, so yeah.... poooooot's still got it.