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PostMon Dec 03, 2012 6:05 pm » by Bruceleewoooah


I can guess a ladies bra size just by looking at their fully clothed chest!! It started about 13 years ago with my ex-girlfriend. At first i thought it was just a lucky guess but ive been able to pull it off (no pun intended!) nearly every time since.

And no, im not a pervert, just a party trick which no-one believed until i was put to the test.

Even guessed my own Mothers' :vomit: :lol:

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PostMon Dec 03, 2012 6:06 pm » by The57ironman


Poooooot wrote:(this picture was taken before I got my braces put on, so ignore the crooked teefs. lol)
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I get them off in March, though, so YAY!
Then it's retainer time. :lol:


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:headscratch: .....that wouldn't have anything to do with your headaches , would it...?


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PostMon Dec 03, 2012 6:10 pm » by Poooooot


The57ironman wrote: :headscratch: .....that wouldn't have anything to do with your headaches , would it...?

Funny you should ask. We (well, my doctor) actually looked into it. The TMJ headaches are a dull throbbing ache, while the meningitis headaches are a stabby want-to-cut-your-own-head off kind.

I'm falling apart in my old age. lol
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PostMon Dec 03, 2012 6:12 pm » by Poooooot


Bruceleewoooah wrote:I can guess a ladies bra size just by looking at their fully clothed chest!! It started about 13 years ago with my ex-girlfriend. At first i thought it was just a lucky guess but ive been able to pull it off (no pun intended!) nearly every time since.

And no, im not a pervert, just a party trick which no-one believed until i was put to the test.

Even guessed my own Mothers' :vomit: :lol:

That's really funny. You must understand bra sizes better than most women, considering a huge percentage (like 80% or something!) actually wear the wrong size :shock: :lol: :flop:
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PostMon Dec 03, 2012 6:14 pm » by The57ironman


Poooooot wrote:
The57ironman wrote: :headscratch: .....that wouldn't have anything to do with your headaches , would it...?

Funny you should ask. We (well, my doctor) actually looked into it. The TMJ headaches are a dull throbbing ache, while the meningitis headaches are a stabby want-to-cut-your-own-head off kind.

I'm falling apart in my old age. lol

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....wait til you hit 40.... :peep:

:lol:

:cheers:

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PostMon Dec 03, 2012 6:17 pm » by Poooooot


The57ironman wrote:
....wait til you hit 40.... :peep:

:lol:

:cheers:

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LMAO! :cheers:
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PostMon Dec 03, 2012 6:19 pm » by Bruceleewoooah


Maybe, or i could just be really really lucky with my guesses! Havent a clue about dress sizes or even my own measurements, just always go for XXL but it is strange how i 'get' bra sizes.

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PostMon Dec 03, 2012 6:20 pm » by domdabears


Poooooot wrote:
The57ironman wrote: :headscratch: .....that wouldn't have anything to do with your headaches , would it...?

Funny you should ask. We (well, my doctor) actually looked into it. The TMJ headaches are a dull throbbing ache, while the meningitis headaches are a stabby want-to-cut-your-own-head off kind.

I'm falling apart in my old age. lol

whats meningitis?

And how old are you?
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PostMon Dec 03, 2012 6:36 pm » by Poooooot


domdabears wrote:
Poooooot wrote:
The57ironman wrote: :headscratch: .....that wouldn't have anything to do with your headaches , would it...?

Funny you should ask. We (well, my doctor) actually looked into it. The TMJ headaches are a dull throbbing ache, while the meningitis headaches are a stabby want-to-cut-your-own-head off kind.

I'm falling apart in my old age. lol

whats meningitis?

And how old are you?

I am 31 (and five months if you want to get technical).

Meningitis is an inflammation of the membranes that surround the brain and spinal cord. I made a post about the headaches I still get over three years after having it, wondering if anyone had ever experienced anything like it or if they had any advice. Here's the post.
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PostMon Dec 03, 2012 6:38 pm » by Poooooot


Bruceleewoooah wrote:Maybe, or i could just be really really lucky with my guesses! Havent a clue about dress sizes or even my own measurements, just always go for XXL but it is strange how i 'get' bra sizes.

Holy shit, maybe you're psychic?!?
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:mrgreen: :cheers:
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