Where the hell am I?

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PostWed Jun 26, 2013 6:16 pm » by Lips of Lucifer


CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity!
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He obviously has issues.



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PostWed Jun 26, 2013 7:22 pm » by Bink02


The bill boards saved my butt ... lol

Very cool ... 2995 pts. first try ... lucky I got the continent right ... :think:


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PostWed Jun 26, 2013 11:52 pm » by *WillEase*


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Now what?

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PostThu Jun 27, 2013 12:11 am » by *WillEase*


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Getting better I think.
Now if I could just locate my bong.

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PostThu Jun 27, 2013 12:15 am » by *WillEase*


Found it! Too stoned to continue playing.
(Perfect game for stoners though)


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