Why Girls are Complicated

Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:39 pm » by **Canubis**

i thought u was a woman dlslith when i asked for more woman on dtv....B careful w0t u wish for

Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:05 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

From my extensive knowledge about "chicks", I know there are about as complex as us "chaps". Although both "species", chaps, and chicks, know little about the inner chemistry going on in either's brains. Making both species equally fascinating to one another.

I know more about the surface of the moon, than I do about girls, and although women are quick to say that men are easy and that they think with their dicks. Is this true ? Not necessarily, but yes it is. :peep:

Men are stronger, smarter (yes look it up we are!!!), cooler, funnier, and just generally more badass than women. Women on the other hand, are great at ironing and washing up. So it equals out overall.

Of course, I am joking, the truth is, is that we are as ignorant of ourselves as we are of the opposite sex. So what possible chance do we have of understanding others.

:cheers:

Men

Women

Chicks

Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:19 pm » by **Tonyw**

dlslith wrote:
Tonyw wrote:I have been Married three times, the third one is my last. I'll tell you something about Women, we can't live with em, and we can't live without em not unless your gay. Each of my wives (The second one is dead now Liver cancer) all of them can change their minds three or four times in a sentence, and you don't where you are with them. They do it to it to confuse you, and i was suitably confused. My second wife drove me to a nervous breakdown, and then had the gall to charge me for the petrol no really she did. Joking aside the third one stuck by me when i had my Stroke bless her, and i was not the easiest men to live with when i first had it. I wouldn't part with her for the world.

Third times a charm Tony. You have been blessed with her. Don't let her get away....ever

I won't Slith, believe i won't :flop:

Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:27 pm » by **Slith**

Canubis wrote:i thought u was a woman dlslith when i asked for more woman on dtv....B careful w0t u wish for

Upload to Disclose.tv

You thought me a woman? lolz :shock:

Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:34 pm » by **Canubis**

i asked u to marry me...if u dont remember...this is definitely a mistake of yesterday i will never repeat...im not going to quote it for i have Marduk quoting how much he enjoys it in the ass.....

Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:40 pm » by **Slith**

You actually asked me to marry you? Ya gotta be kidding me. We musta been drunk :alien51:

did I accept? :nails:

Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:45 pm » by **Canubis**

u told me sorry, with ur heart. u just marryed...i was dev......

drunk mabe but u were the only woman mod...err

Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:51 pm » by **Slith**

Canubis wrote:u told me sorry, with ur heart. u just marryed...i was dev......

drunk mabe but u were the only woman mod...err

I sir, am 100% pure Canadian male.

Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:19 pm » by **Canubis**

that explaines EVERYTHING -- Canadians travel the world and fuck everything they can... and end up in canada again!!! suk my BALLS

not many know that i am THE original DTV MEMBER and with 1 click..

NOT NO ONE however can stand up to me...

Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:03 pm » by **Troll2rocks**

Canubis wrote:that explaines EVERYTHING -- Canadians travel the world and fuck everything they can... and end up in canada again!!! suk my BALLS

not many know that i am THE original DTV MEMBER and with 1 click..

NOT NO ONE however can stand up to me...

Except one.

Banned!!!

lol

:peep:

Joke