Would Aliens Rather be Muslim or Catholic ???

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PostMon Oct 18, 2010 12:08 am » by Majesticd


I think this is a great post, and I love the humor. It is in fact the kind of post that I am looking for.

What kind of personalities do aliens have?

We first have to get a glance at what aliens look like. They are about 4 and half to 5 feet tall. They are very skinny with white/grey skin, hairless, and not appearring to have any clothes or sexual organs. Their heads are largers than humans but not overly large, black eyes.

From my investigations, aliens appear to be all knowing, reaching the subconscious part of the mind, they can have an effect on the world beneath our consciousness, they can manuever in that world so to speak, go places in what seems to be a dreamland. The sad thing is that they don't use this for a purpose we would like for ourselves. They use it so they can experience the emotions of a human. They experience our reality through us, and they look to get exicted, which will create a turbulent reality with emotions and events. They feed off the emotions. They like strong emotions, very strong emotions.
Unfortunately the aliens appear to be occult, which is like magic - the real magic. White magic and black magic, tarot cards, witchery, that kind of thing.
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PostMon Oct 18, 2010 12:09 am » by Constabul


Better question would be, which would try and convert, and consequently kill the aliens quicker, Muslim or Catholic ?
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PostMon Oct 18, 2010 12:13 am » by Slith


If they were smart, they would be Canadians. Oh shit, did I say that out loud?
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PostMon Oct 18, 2010 12:18 am » by Constabul


Eh?


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if I were Canadian, I'd still be smoking weed.
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PostMon Oct 18, 2010 12:34 am » by 7hidden7agenda7


Q: Would Aliens Rather be Muslim or Catholic ???
A: No :!:
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PostMon Oct 18, 2010 12:36 am » by Slith


constabul wrote:Eh?


Side note.
if I were Canadian, I'd still be smoking weed.

If I were Canadian, which I am. I might have to take you up on that. :flop:
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PostMon Oct 18, 2010 12:46 am » by Spock


Supposing they're tremendously ugly, can carry a frying pan, and nurse sucklings, I would say they would flock towards the 7th Day Adventist ideology. Polygamists. Hive mentality. No style.

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PostMon Oct 18, 2010 12:52 am » by Slith


spock wrote:Supposing they're tremendously ugly, can carry a frying pan, and nurse sucklings, I would say they would flock towards the 7th Day Adventist ideology. Polygamists. Hive mentality. No style.

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PostMon Feb 04, 2013 1:43 am » by Geopyt


religion is bad for humanity it only serves as a way of division that can be capitalized on by the greedy people in power

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PostMon Feb 04, 2013 2:01 am » by Doogle


Geopyt wrote:religion is bad for humanity it only serves as a way of division that can be capitalized on by the greedy people in power


In other words, divide n conquer(?)

Depends. Would aliens rather eat halal or pay too much attention to young boys?

Would Catholics or Muslims rather be aliens?
Would aliens rather Muslims or Catholics were neither?

It's all alien to me.


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