Would Aliens Rather be Muslim or Catholic ???

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PostMon Feb 04, 2013 5:23 pm » by Kaarmaa


Would Aliens Rather be Muslim or Catholic ?
That's like asking if they'd rather play with a Barbie or Hot Wheels....
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PostMon Feb 04, 2013 5:40 pm » by Phoenix rising


I've travelled a million lightyears to earth because I've heard baptisms are being handed out for free but now I'm indecisive, Muslin, catholic, mmmm choices choices :headscratch:

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PostMon Feb 04, 2013 5:54 pm » by E6722maj


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PostFri Jun 14, 2013 10:11 am » by xromano


Why Muslim but not Jew???

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PostFri Jun 14, 2013 11:44 pm » by Evildweeb


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I think a lot of you have good ideas there, but yer missing the bigger DTV picture........


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The Reptiles would most likely side with the Catholics as the Catholic hierarchy are pretty much skeevy lizards to begin with.


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The Greys would most likely want to belong to some off the wall cult as they stick pretty much to themselves and seem to acquire a lot of guns and kidnapping victims to join their off the wall cult.


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Ridley Scott's Aliens would most likely be Jewish as there seems to be a lot of guilt-ridden angst and the largest portion of them follow some meshuggeneh (sp?).


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The Humanoids out there would definitely be Mormons, as no one seems to really know anything about them and they stick to themselves until a couple of them knock on your door while riding bicycles.


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The Insects (i.e. Starship Troopers) seem to follow a similar path as the Ridley Scott Aliens, though they seem to breed MUCH MUCH faster which would tend to make them lean towards more orthodox Jewish than the Scott Aliens.


So there you have it. Find some others and let's get it on!!!!!! :flop:

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