You!.. Yes You!.. I'm Talking to You!... This is Happening

Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:52 am » by **Troll2rocks**

This is exactly what we are going to do.

And do not even try to think otherwise, my psychic powers made you click this thread!

You are now a part of my army.

This is what you will become

And this is what you are going to do...

We need to get some more crystals!!! Not meth, but psychic crystals, we should meditate and teach ourselves the art of being a psychic. We all need to rise up and force our brains to work properly. We have it in us to all together on mass, like a psychic LiveAid or something where we all summon up enough psychic energy to fix the economy and heal the sick and make wealthy the poor.

If we buy enough crystals and rub them hard enough to charge them up with our own kinetic energy. And all at the same time with total belief in our ability shout out....

"FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!

And you know what, it will work :mrcool:

We can do it, :flop:

we can fix it all :flop:

, but we need the crystals,

and the belief in ourselves, we can all be psychic super soldiers and everything :nwo:

, honest!!! 8-)

There are many psychics on Disclose TV, and we are also humble to be the proud home where the daughter of god blogs. :pray:

I am sure together we can do it ?

Teloc - can work out the ritual incantations

Eliakim - can ask gods permission

Otoel - will be the complaints department

Truthdefender - will somehow defend us

Abdullah - Spin doctor

Newearthman - The comic relief

Pindz - Logistics

99socks - Secretary

tallywacker - The cult fluffer

Kerrblur2 - Janitor / Enthusiastic about the whole thing

The57ironman - Will cook for us (every night!!!!!!!!!!, or beaten)

Lowsix - Lifeguard (every pool needs one)

Jet - can be Joe Pesci

Lukas - Executive producer (they do nothing)

Duckett - Swashbuckler of economics

The Duck - Public Relations

Zaff4444 - Foriegn Relations

Spock - Media Spokesperson

Dlslith - Lord Admiral of Alderhan in the Zorg quadrant

Aragajag - Vice Admiral of Talamagoo in the Gump sector

Karl Pilkington - Head like a fucking Orange

Domdabears - Will now be known as Dave

Seahawk - The wielder of Excalibur

Cornbread - Can lock the thread

Freeyourmindnow - Go get me a coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cwmman - Dolphin translator

Troll2rocks - Waiting to grant Eliakim permission

We can do it, think positive.

Just look at what can be achieved...

WE HAVE THE POWER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And with our new crystal healing wands we will look like fucking Jedi yo!

Just concentrate FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!

KLATU

BARADA

NICTO

I COMMAND THEE...

FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FICKS FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!

GO FORTH MINIONS AND SPREAD THE LOVE

Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:57 am » by **Nyarelathodep**

Pindz- logistics. LOL!

Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:21 am » by **Hr2burn**

I'm rubbing my "crystal" plenty hard, furious in fact. Friction burns troll, friction burns! You son of a .....

Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:25 am » by **Pauper**

Instead of crystals, why don't we find some rock to smoke?

Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:35 am » by **Truthdefender**

Glad I made your list. Creative and humorous as usual + the song takes me back to Junior High (90's were fun, gang bangin and skirt chasin)!. Too bad it won't work. Plus this group demonstrates an aversion to truth, I would be of no help to you. Good luck!

Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:35 am » by **Newearthman**

Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:37 am » by **Realorfake**

one of em them pics is from Total Recall... love it

Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:38 am » by **Astroboy777**

Um, if we can't fix it... I know a man who can...

Thanks for the positive post, t2r... :sunny:

(You're always thinking of ways to make us happy)... :flop:

Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:38 am » by **Domdabears**

But I don't wanna be Dave!

By the way... Who is Dave?

Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:48 am » by **Otoel**

This thread sucks!

Why don't you stick to doing at what do you do best? Renting a shitty hotel and live-casting from a shitty camera while you flash a light bulb infront of it so the doomtards think they see a ghost?

Why wont Lucid go out with me?

How come all of Zaff`s post are either "You should be banned" or "You are a sheeple" is he like a spam bot?

How come I haven't gotten any mails from random sexy girls asking me to have sex(if I give em my credit card information)

What do you think you are doing punk?

When will you stop making shitty threads?