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PostTue Apr 05, 2011 5:44 am » by Nightfallen


I'm 30, I live in Athens, Greece and I'm bald. :shock:

Oh and I host a heavy metal show on the telly. :wink:
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PostTue Apr 05, 2011 6:06 am » by Alphafemale


I am born 19/ June/1967.
I completed my degree, and as of the beginning of 2011 completed my apprenticeship, passing my Pennsylvania Statae Board exam as an Embalmer.
I am employed, & on call oft in the night hours, sometimes I come here to sort of break the silence.

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PostTue Apr 05, 2011 8:00 am » by Newdawnrising


spock wrote:I'm 43, and its my task to displace bovine waste from a tainted parcel to a barren one. These parcels are typically only a few meters apart, so the tools of my trade are a shovel, wheel barrow and rubber boots.

In laymens terms, I shovel shit from one pile to another for no obvious reason. And when I'm done, I shovel it back to where I started.

By night, I drink myself into a stupor. Then wake up and do it all over again.


Welcome the ARMY Spock. How was that flash back, you jackwagon? Just pickin....

Well okay, fuggit.... I'm closer to 40 than 30, my member am as big as a 14 lb. ham, and I live in a tailor down by the river.

And Spock, get your ass out on the porch with that cigarette. :D
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, sometimes they have some really good ideas.

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PostTue Apr 05, 2011 9:01 am » by Epicfailure


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PostTue Apr 05, 2011 9:06 am » by Epicfailure


nightfallen wrote:I'm 30, I live in Athens, Greece and I'm bald. :shock:

Oh and I host a heavy metal show on the telly. :wink:



heavy metal rules, private message me and link the show, I will watch it!
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PostWed Apr 06, 2011 4:11 am » by Jrogg


way too old janitor at a porno theatre here .. I tell y'all I catch everything coming

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PostWed Apr 06, 2011 5:44 am » by Roadkill


alphafemale wrote:I am born 19/ June/1967.
I completed my degree, and as of the beginning of 2011 completed my apprenticeship, passing my Pennsylvania Statae Board exam as an Embalmer.
I am employed, & on call oft in the night hours, sometimes I come here to sort of break the silence.



Do you do funny things with the corpses?
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PostWed Apr 06, 2011 2:03 pm » by Scoundrel1975


AGE - 1045 (human years)

SPECIES - Grey

OCCUPATION - Medical Scientist currently working on Human abduction

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PostWed Apr 06, 2011 3:22 pm » by Boondox681


i'm a stay-at-home dad with my 6 yr. old daughter,
and i'm 42 going on 12 :D
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PostWed Apr 06, 2011 3:25 pm » by The57ironman


roadkill wrote:
alphafemale wrote:I am born 19/ June/1967.
I completed my degree, and as of the beginning of 2011 completed my apprenticeship, passing my Pennsylvania Statae Board exam as an Embalmer.
I am employed, & on call oft in the night hours, sometimes I come here to sort of break the silence.



Do you do funny things with the corpses?

(why would you like to know)
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....when you have to run your air conditioning and heat...
in the same day..
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