Your age? And what do you do for a living?

Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:44 am » by **Nightfallen**

I'm 30, I live in Athens, Greece and I'm bald. :shock:

Oh and I host a heavy metal show on the telly. :wink:

Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:06 am » by **Alphafemale**

I am born 19/ June/1967.
I completed my degree, and as of the beginning of 2011 completed my apprenticeship, passing my Pennsylvania Statae Board exam as an Embalmer.
I am employed, & on call oft in the night hours, sometimes I come here to sort of break the silence.

Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:00 am » by **Newdawnrising**

spock wrote:I'm 43, and its my task to displace bovine waste from a tainted parcel to a barren one. These parcels are typically only a few meters apart, so the tools of my trade are a shovel, wheel barrow and rubber boots.

In laymens terms, I shovel shit from one pile to another for no obvious reason. And when I'm done, I shovel it back to where I started.

By night, I drink myself into a stupor. Then wake up and do it all over again.

Welcome the ARMY Spock. How was that flash back, you jackwagon? Just pickin....

Well okay, fuggit.... I'm closer to 40 than 30, my member am as big as a 14 lb. ham, and I live in a tailor down by the river.

And Spock, get your ass out on the porch with that cigarette.

Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:01 am » by **Epicfailure**

24, Anime character!

Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:06 am » by **Epicfailure**

nightfallen wrote:I'm 30, I live in Athens, Greece and I'm bald.

Oh and I host a heavy metal show on the telly.

heavy metal rules, private message me and link the show, I will watch it!

Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:11 am » by **Jrogg**

way too old janitor at a porno theatre here .. I tell y'all I catch everything coming

Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:44 am » by **Roadkill**

alphafemale wrote:I am born 19/ June/1967.
I completed my degree, and as of the beginning of 2011 completed my apprenticeship, passing my Pennsylvania Statae Board exam as an Embalmer.
I am employed, & on call oft in the night hours, sometimes I come here to sort of break the silence.

Do you do funny things with the corpses?

Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:03 pm » by **Scoundrel1975**

AGE - 1045 (human years)

SPECIES - Grey

OCCUPATION - Medical Scientist currently working on Human abduction

:alien:

Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:22 pm » by **Boondox681**

i'm a stay-at-home dad with my 6 yr. old daughter,
and i'm 42 going on 12

Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:25 pm » by **The57ironman**

roadkill wrote:
alphafemale wrote:I am born 19/ June/1967.
I completed my degree, and as of the beginning of 2011 completed my apprenticeship, passing my Pennsylvania Statae Board exam as an Embalmer.
I am employed, & on call oft in the night hours, sometimes I come here to sort of break the silence.

Do you do funny things with the corpses?

(why would you like to know)