Zombie runs for US president

Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:51 pm » by **WillEase666**

Published on Sep 4, 2012 by telegraphtv

A Zombie, the world's self-proclaimed first zombie presidential candidate and his human wife Patty Morgan-Zombie, drove their tour bus into Charlotte, the city hosting the Democratic National Convention, and made a quick pit stop at the Charlotte Speedway for some laps around the track.

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Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:02 pm » by **Evildweeb**

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :flop:

I'll vote for him. He has more life to him than the "other" zombies.

LMAO

:cheers:

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Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:15 pm » by **WillEase666**

I was shocked the Telegraph posted this. At first I thought it was the Onion...weird.

Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:29 pm » by **flsts1**

Considering Mittens was involved in an MVA that killed one in France in '68, and left him in a short coma...
The first attending gendarme declared when seeing Willard that "Il est mort"...the US could have very well had a real zombie candidate...

Wonder what REALLY went on in that French hospital.... :peep:

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