Snowden: 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America
These revelations about our alien overlords might not cost you any sleep. But the part that should concern you a tad is that the UFO story was just published by the Fars News Agency, the English-language news service of Iran, a nation that may be very close to acquiring nuclear weapons.
This being a crazy conspiracy theory, naturally the Russians are behind it. The alleged alien invasion was revealed in an alleged report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,” said the Iranian news service.
Fars apparently got the story from a hard-core conspiracy site called whatdoesitmean.com. Here is the gist of the whatdoesitmean.com story as best I understand it (or as the alien mind-control lasers allow me to understand it):
Snowden, who has been given asylum in Russia, leaked documents that a race of extraterestrial “tall whites” arrived on Earth, helped Nazi Germany build a fleet of advanced submarines in the 1930s, and then met in 1954 with President Dwight Eisenhower “where the ‘secret regime’ currently ruling over America was established.”
“Most disturbingly, this FSB report warns, is that the ‘Tall White’ agenda being implemented by the ‘secret regime’ ruling the United States calls for the creation of a global electronic surveillance system meant to hide all true information about their presence here on earth as they enter into what one of Snowden’s documents calls the ‘final phase’ of their end plan for total assimilation and world rule.”
Meanwhile, the U.S. government is embroiled in a “cataclysmic” power struggle between President Obama, who heads the alien shadow government, and some unknown force that opposed the U.S.-alien alliance. “Most to be feared by Russian policy makers and authorities, this [FSB] report concludes, is if those opposing the ‘Tall White’ ‘secret regime’ ruled over by Obama have themselves aligned with another alien-extraterrestrial power themselves.”
Any good conspiracy theory needs a patina of truth, a bit of intellectual cover to camouflage the craziness. In this case, the whatdoesitmean.com/Fars story cites Paul Hellyer, the 1960s Canadian defense minister who is now a fervent UFO activist. Hellyer allegedly has confirmed the accuracy of Snowden’s UFO leaks.
This is almost a funny story, until one remembers that Iran is a moderately powerful nation of 76 million people, with a possible nuclear arsenal, relatively large conventional military power, extensive terrorist capabilities through its intelligence agencies and Hezbollah, and a fundamentalist government that could easily engage in hostilities against the U.S. Laugh if you will at conspiracy theories, but they offer explanatory value for their believers, a way of making sense of why things happen, even if it is a funhouse-mirror explanation of the world. The Fars News Agency is reportedly affiliated with Iran’s influential Revolutionary Guards, which suggests that either Iran is either desperate to smear the U.S. any way it can, or there indeed is a very peculiar view of U.S. politics at the highest levels of the Iranian government.
If there is a bright spot to this as well as a funny bone, it’s that the goal of U.S. policy is to contain and neutralize Iranian influence. So, perhaps it’s not necessarily a bad thing that Tehran thinks its main adversary is backed by the power of space aliens. It’s good to have friends in high places, even if they have two heads.
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( via forbes.com )
dionfields98 wrote February 17, 2014 6:47:41 PM CET
HA HA HA JOKE JOKE. This is an information war and we seen what happened to Justin Bieber in the court system. That was no joke. All that stuff aside this Bieber thing blew up in their faces. They know they got a problem now.
Ancientfossil wrote January 18, 2014 3:54:42 AM CET
if all else fails...blame it on the Russians.....
hap222 wrote January 18, 2014 12:33:49 AM CET
I love that they are making such a big joke out of this just to divert the attention, anyone who has been at all following this type of thing Knows that Aliens have been involved from the beginning with our world and technology and they have technology that the government knows about that is absolutely hidden from us regular people because we depend on big oil and big business, it is just sick, and they can continue making a joke about it but the truth will come out, we are getting closer to Disclosure and spiritual awakening as more people are Waking UP!!!
adamzi wrote January 17, 2014 3:59:13 PM CET
i don't need that news agency or any other one to tell me that theres aliens working on earth,
i just believe that.
darrenlewis5811 wrote January 17, 2014 2:03:23 PM CET
It's pretty much obvious the US is "getting help"..... I will assume the above posters who say the snowden story has been debunked are correct... However an alien race is working with the US and probably Russia too. the tech their both coming out with has missing links (no evolution from one tech to the next) they just come out with BAM look at this drone BAM look at this stealth craft. Also some tech is deliberately filtered to private companies to use, like Fibre optics, Microchips, Solar panels. If you look at humans and how they have invented things it's always been a giant machine with whistles and steam then a smaller type machine, then smaller again etc, look at telephones (landline ones) they started with a woman on a switchboard literally plugin wires into a board to move your call to the person you want..... and very slowly the system improved.... Also motor vehicles started with steam motors and built up slowly ANYWAY you get my point right ?? Now re-look at the US and its sudden tech advances since the 50's after roswell happened..... the E.T's came here because the US had started testing Atomic Weapons then ended up shot down !!!!
Jezzy wrote January 17, 2014 12:23:26 PM CET
This is clearly yet another attempt to start WW3 by the powers that be.
They are determined to get Iran into the Rothschilds system of being permanently poor due to having to pay THEM interest on money they loaned from them after first printing it and then giving it to them. That's why Saddam and Ghadaffi had to go, they wouldn't join the Roths banking system.
Devilduce wrote January 17, 2014 6:50:39 AM CET
We all just need to think back way back, how in the hell did it go from horse and buggy to now,planes trains and never mind automobiles were in space. Im not sayin that this planet is filled with stupid people but, someone showed somebody how to build this from that, and Im sure the showers are not from here & If you think we are the only walking talking planet, then you are the STUPID ONE! Believe in god or a god you have never seen open your mind and your eyes your assholes in power have distroyed mans direction to the future by fear! Fear of everything to Control us Mentally. To control a persons mind you own the body a nation of slaves is comming are you ready? If there is a god Help Us Now Everyone together (Help Us Now)
Kevin604bc wrote January 17, 2014 6:08:52 AM CET
This has been debunked. Snowden never said this.
Rahkriga wrote January 17, 2014 5:38:13 AM CET
This was debunked the day this fake story came out. NONE of the leaks docus refer to any aliens
Tyrssen wrote January 17, 2014 3:14:50 AM CET
NS Germany was not allied in any way with grey aliens. They DID have the help of the original Vril Society, which channeled plans for alternative energy powered vehicles. Many people in the Society became dismayed at the misuse of their information, which was originally intended to provide "free energy" to the world. Some of them were thrown into concentration camps and killed, others simply "went along" with whatever government was in power. Some were pro-Nazi because it seemed like a good idea at the time, and went to work for the SS department called "E4." The "Vril ships" were real, and did indeed move to America after Operation Paperclip scooped up about 6000 scientists, including Von Braun. About half the UFOs seen today are "ours."