Canadian armed forces

Everyone seems a little on edge lately so just trying to lighten the mood on this site. While everyone is preoccupied with this years latest events, Canada is training motha friggin attack squirrels right behind our backs. All I gotta say is don’t try to grab his nuts.

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Probably got a piece of steak stuck between the teeth. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Lol could be that. I was thinking he has had enough of them damn birds saying all the seed in the feeders is theirs. He’s had enough is hungry and is making a stand lol

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Dmonix training critters…

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Just give him the nuts…:flushed: I think he means business

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Brilliant and thanks for laugh!

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Those are just the ground infantry,

Wait till you see out flying squirrel squadrons.

Ever taken a shelled peanut to the head at 50mph?

Well, you may LMAO

Here is one of our paratroopers training

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And training the Flying squirrel to get on target!
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And our secret weapon…

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All nations have been warned lol

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Watch “Squirrels - Rick and morty” on YouTube

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Let us not discount the secret work being done by Canadian geneticists. Beware the super soldier of the future…

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Seems they’re taking over music too

Holy crow we got infantry and paratrooper squirrels aswell as a hardcore Army beaver?! What’s next, the friggin trailer park boys brigade chuckin piss jugs everywhere?!?!

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A squirrel playing air guitar with a knife, i wonder what tune he had in his head, looked a bit AC/DC.

dude forget the squirrels, it’s the raccoons ! mean mothas

china is helping you right :crazy_face:

Panda trumps beaver! ( Let the puns begin )

super soldier dolphins from saudi arabia

Russian squirrels dont fuck around.

Russian squirrel pack ‘kills dog’

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

Though the state of Alabama isn’t far behind

Alabama Man Kept ‘Attack Squirrel’ and Fed It Meth

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Russian squirrels dont fuck around.

Nor do Russian hunters:

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Lmfao that is some shizza ima try make

:joy: Ahem, I beg to differ…

Moscow September 24, 2019 :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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