Meet the real neanderthals.. super predators that loved to eat (and frigg) us

Most people think neanderthals looked like zis…

but as science now believe they looked more like zis…

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as showed in ze last pic, they had much bigger eyes than us…

and they had a bigger brain…
and they were 6 times stronger than us…

their weakness, as it is believed, that allowed us to beat them was language…

fun fact:
ze percentage of Neanderthal DNA in modern humans is about 1 to 2 percent in people of European or Asian background… cauz they liked to bugger us as well…

learn more in this documentary… which has probably the best audio of all videos on YT…

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and notice ze small pecker… neanderthals were kings as well…

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I wouldn’t have noticed or added significance to your observation until, you mentioned it… Just do the best you can with what you were born with… My Friend, you must be the ultimate, Pecker Checker… :rofl: LOL…

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my whole life is dedicated to science…

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Hmm, add some thousands of years more adaptation height and hair etc, and some still surviving in remote areas
voila Sasquatch

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another maybe reason why we still live and they dont:

maybe we were more robust against their diseases than they were against ours…

Morlocks come to mind.
As our leaders are vampires
Keeping children in their mines.

Neanderthals were not Man.
From times of ancient past.
Before there was Adam.

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An old timer returns…

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Ahh, clever usage of another topic!

They InterBred Themselves
Outta Exsistance

Neanderthals maybe raped the ape population and out came what is known to be “sasquatch”

Either that…or ….

Sasquatch is a Neanderthal and homosapien hybrid.(Maybe the aliens did it)

:thinking:

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Damn it you beat me to it

The words science and believe in the same sentence seem odd to me

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I thought Morloks too.

Yhey are the archaelogical version of the giants i rekon.
They could be the yetis bigfoots some still around too.
They didnt look like apes i rekon thats the darwin science bs spin.

and on top…

these critters made the oldest cave paintings found to this day…

and what ze fogg is that thing on the right?

“Cave wall paintings from La Pasiega in northern Spain. The ladder shape, composed of red horizontal and vertical lines, dates to older than 64,000 years and must have been made by Neanderthals. P. Saura, Breuil et al.”

I don’t believe they were that different looking.

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He and his colleagues looked for associations between Neanderthal DNA and human appearance and behavioral traits. The researchers analyzed information from over 100,000 people in the UK Biobank, a database that contains genetic information and people’s answers to an extensive questionnaire, including questions about physical appearance and behavior.

Dannemann and co-author, Janet Kelso, also at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology, found genetic material from Neanderthals associated with traits like skin tone, hair color and sleeping patterns.

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