The Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) And Liberal Tears Crying

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior. This health issue was first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

According to science, sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, so it is not about your blood type, but about sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable liberal tears crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.

Signs and Symptoms:

People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

Individual sufferers often display signs of paranormal paranoia and delusion; in acute cases, psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable political evidence.

Instead, they think World War 3 will break out now, Planet Nibiru returns or all Americans will see UFO news about a fake alien invasion because of project blue beam and other conspiracy theories.

According to the DSM-V and alternative news, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:

  • Crying Leftist Liberal Tears

  • Telling others they are moving to Canada

  • Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College

  • Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of

  • Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”

  • Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative

  • Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona

Causes and Mechanisms:

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is not an unsolved mystery and was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources have failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.

Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:

  • Membership in the Democratic party

  • Identifying as a Feminist

  • Currently enrolled in college, and/or

  • Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree

  • Cuckoldry

  • Living in a densely populated metropolitan area

  • Massive student debt

  • Spotty or non-existent work history

  • Hipsterism

Diagnosis:

Diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated and may attempt to deflect. It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’. A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.

Treatment:

The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it.

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AWESOME POST!!! This very site has people that suffer from this affliction. It even crosses borders and is spotted heavily in BC-Canada and England.
There is a cure coming but it will take 4 more years to finish developing it. Trump can only serve 2 terms.
Warning" If Pence were to be elected in 2024 this disease will evolve into something called “LSS” Leftist Suicide Syndrome".
Hopefully Trump or Pence will sign a law passed through the House and Senate that pays the moving expenses of any TARD sufferer to the communist country of their choice so they will feel more at home.
Disclaimer " This law shall only apply to U.S citizens. The other have no vote and part in in it.

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This was awesome! Funny as hell, I like the diagnosis part, “It’s critical you press them on the issue”, I think I’ll print this out and stick it in my neighbors mailbox, she dyes her hair red, she dyes her poor sons hair red, she takes those big huge pieces of chalk and writes stuff in the street about BLM and every other issue, I don’t have any proof that she doesn’t like President Trump, or that she has TARD, but I surmise…

Go out in the middle of the night and change the B to mean Blue by writing the L U E under the B…get your coffee and wait for Karen to wake up and do a bitch out in the street

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Ha! Oh it would happen, right out in the street, she likes playing out there, we’ve been joking where I live (Mass.) how we don’t the warm weather to go away but we do want it to snow and bury all these signs, can’t happen fast enough

I have bad news for the liberals.
As of this mornings blood test President Trump was now shown to have antibodies and resistance to the virus.

All major cities should cover the ground with nets to catch the jumping democrats
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Our hero! Let’s go golfing!

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